FROM: buddymillertime@brewers.com
TO: barrybonds@effyou.argh
DATE: August 8 2007
SUBJECT: U AR AN ASSSSSSSteriskkk lolok BARRY the kid gloves thay are so off. you wanna know what I think BARRY? becaux i aint afraid of you BARRY LAMAR. ha BARRY LAMER AHAHHAHAHAH. i speak from the HART and MIND about what i want to sya to you. i dont hold back. i wont back down. nobody gonna break my stride. SOME PLELPE CALL ME MORISE!!!!11!!! wtf is ta pompetso ov luv nayway? nd whers my goddamn cowbell I NED MORE FARRLELELELY
ok first of all HANK AARON IZ STILL THE KING damn it i don’t care what any1 sez. i had to make him leavhe you that mssage about you being the kingg but thats STRAIGHT UP GABRABGE. i siad ‘hay hank just do it like nike so all those pro-rodis douchenozzles have nothgn to say 2u about thsi facre’ and he was like ‘i am happy to do yo ua favor befcuase you BUD SELIG COMMISSINSNIONER are myf FRIEND’ so suck on that bobble-boy. u gaiend what about 1939848 lbs when you went to san fran because you on the JUCIE and the CREMEAY SOFT SERVEE and ALL THAT STUFf from that plalce you and gary whent to backw hen you were swifeshwpapping and making miss kisss the sheff see god in theb utt with your steroid wang pimple OH WAIT DID I JUST GO THERE I THIKN I DID LOL. !!!!! yeah.
andn nyaway i don’t need stupid proof because everyone knows you are GUILTY AS SINNNNNNNNNNNN. THE POWER OFR CHRIST COMPELS U TO STFU!!!! yeah i dont need to clap like a seal looking for fish ARF ARF becuz you hit another rooid job off some expanshun tema looking piece of CRPA because your CRPA too. i dont need to tell you anything. i dont need to give yout he time of day if you were late for yoru own funerla punk ass bighead. you now what aI did tonight? I GOT WAASTED. wendys husband – a total bro, if you must know AN YOU MUST – brought over those new mikes hard lemonade coktail things and they werre so delish. mmm rachel ray i’d like to dunk yr donuts. yeha me amd mitchy baby are totally going to house you IN DAN HOUSE OF RPEPRASNENTATIVES like a lonely old bill sittng there on capitla hill. so i’m feeeeeleing real goood right and i got my drunk on and i got FULL ON YR MOM DUDE SHE LVEO ME LONG TIME LIKE A PIOLARID BICTURE. yeah buuuuurn shton kutcher is awesum
so ya i was hoping u’d like totally burn up all instantly because yur EVLI and i shouldnt hvae let streroisds get so bad but whathever its yr body. i don’g care about what you guyz do to yrslef even if kids mgiht get messe dup following what you do dooobie doo dododo dodododdo and mayeb hank did greenies but whathever its a sport and not real life so who cares except stupdo partenst that dont onkw theyre kid are ONG DURGSSSSSS
DRUGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS
DARAGGGGGGGGUUSUSUGSUTUSUSSSSSSSSSS
that wrod has lost all its meanign
btu whatver dud im just witingg for a-rod juciy littl ebut to catch you and make you look like a chump becaus you know its coming and i cannot WAIT to put you in my dust wkake and LAFF when you get roid cancer and die.
ok later. pecae in the al east home skillet,,
bs.
ps – ha my initals are ironic like RAYAIAAIN ON YR WEDDIGN DAY suck deez ntus LAMRE
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No matter what you think about how Bonds broke the record, it’s disgraceful that the commissioner of baseball would write garbage like this. Just another reason to get rid of Bud and bring in someone who knows what he’s doing.
I would like to suggest to Zach that he read this website’s “About” page before he posts anymore comments.
I like to think Zach is being very, very funny.
In paragraph 3, Mr. Selig misspells “team” as “tema.” Can he not hire a spell checkre? This is disgraceful coming from the Commissioner of Baseball. I shall never trust him again.