FROM: buddymillertime@brewers.com
TO: georgie@yankees.org
SUBJECT: YA RLY

No George of the New York YANKESSSES thank YOU for expresssssing yr concern via the ticket office of yoru Dunedin complex because yr too chicken to say anything TO MAY FACE. spaz. go make more dum commerciasl w yr dum manager and dum pitching coach and dum actnig coach and dum casting coach you dummy. im so sick of you and yr stupiod ass nonsinse that can you plz just shut the hell UP?!? you suck on senfeld to.

but ya thank YOU for bieng a little bich about SPRING TRAINING GAMES that mean a load of nothing in yr pants. i have no doubtsss that missing al leiter and bernie williamsssss will prevent yr team from filling the locker room w/ postgame postpube gash & george benson fever. and ok maybe jetessss and a-plug and damon are good but its SPRING TERAINING you one-eyed stinkass. maybe if you didnt try to BUY EVERYONE every year you wouldnt need to have everyone there at SPRING TRAININGNG all the time to meet there new teammatessss!!! if you reall want to burn my toast just send farnsworth out there as ambassador to spread his jingo asswsweat over everything like hippe john rocker.

i gotta say me & steeldrivin john henry have had a ball the past two yrs watching yr team go down like divine brown, esp last yr to the ANGLES of LOS ANGLES in CALAFORNICATION. watching bernie “run” after popups and “swing” at ballz was loads of fun you grumpy tit. i was hoping fox wd show you throttlin cashman between pithces and then send you to the chair TO DIE because GOD you sucks. go eat some sand and shit a pearl you uptight sub-trump tardamabomb. go fire billy martin smore. GO DIE GOOOOOOOOOO

goddam this is sum good zima BICHT

in conclusion, i, commissioner BUDWISE SELIG of the MILWAUKEE PILOTS hereby sentence theee SLAPPY STEINBRENNER to 25 yrs in prison for being a skidmark and for showing 15 times / day that stupid-ass jeter-eats-chair game from the same year YOU LOST TO TEH RED SOX ASSHO. feel free to challenge this sentence via the office of bob loblaw attorney at loblaw. SIKE.

yrs in perpetual pereptiputie perpetualityisity,
bingo bud selig by proxy of his dick KSEET SKEET

ps – way too spellcheck the sing steinway

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