I guess I should congratulate the Black Sox for overcoming an eighty-whatever-year World Series drought by beating up on weaker and/or injured teams and playing the umps the way Matthew Broderick played Global Thermonuclear War. But the heck with that stuff. The Black Sox are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, loudmouth, stupid cheaters, and none’s more bigger than the biggest cheater of all, stupid jerk AJ Pierzynski.
I mean, really – what kind of a world is it where all-time great guys like Craig Biggio and Jeff Bagwell are left all sad and lonely holding the bouquet while that raving penis Pierzynski gets to beat his chest and scratch his crotch like he’s something special? I know nice guys finish last, but does that have to mean the real jerks finish first? Is it really worth all that payola, Mr. Umpires, to just give the Black Sox every chance in the world to win? Is it?
And it’s not like AJ’s jerkness is a new thing. He’s been a big raging no-talent penis since he got birthed! What’s up with this?
Pierzynski once offended the opposing coach in a high school playoff game by flipping his bat to the side and watching one of his home runs while he stood at the plate. During a recruiting trip to the University of Tennessee, he angered Volunteers fans by cheering for University of Florida highlights on the scoreboard.
I mean, if this was Manny Ramirez, or Junior Griffey, or Barry, I can understand that – they’re good, they can showboat a little. But AJ Pierzynski? The guy can’t even get girls to talk to him unless they’re really drunk and loose! And he can’t even get on base unless he pays off a stupid umpire! What the heck is he doing showboating like that? What a jerk!
And everyone knows about what happened when he was with the Giants – how he blew off a really important scouting meeting to play cards. What the heck was up with that move? I mean, way to put your best foot forward with your new team, guy! I was new, too, but did you see me acting like some stupid jerk? Heck no! Hey, AJ, in case it’s not in your How To Be A Jerk manual, baseball is a team game – maybe pretend you’re part of the team? And then he goes and puts a bounty on my head in Spring Training this year after the Giants let him go for being a big waste of crap. And THEN he decides to start playing. Riiiight.
You know why AJ didn’t do well in San Francisco? Because Felipe wasn’t going to have any part of his cheating. You know how many times he’d go to the mound and try to give a pitcher some sandpaper or try and scuff up the ball or slip some greenies into the pitcher’s glove? Lots of times! I can’t even count that high, he did it so much! He never tried that stuff with me, though, because I had some morals, and so did the rest of the team. We told him where to stick those performance enhancing things! We pitched well because we were great pitchers, not because we cheated!
But look how well the Black Sox pitched! Don’t tell me they weren’t cheating! They totally suck! Jose Contreras? That guy’s old enough to be my dad! Jon Garland? Come on! Like it’s totally believable that such a bad young pitcher can “turn it around” and “figure it out” all of a sudden. Whoever heard of Bobby Jenks or Cliff Pollite or Neal Cotts before this year? No one, that’s who! And what was up with El Duque getting out of those jams in the playoffs? I’ll tell you what was up – he was cheating, that’s what!
And don’t think AJ didn’t have anything to do with the hitters, because I know he did! Scott Podsednik doesn’t homer all season, and then all of a sudden hits TWO homers in the post-season? And Geoff Blum? Who the heck is Geoff Blum? I’ll tell you who he is – he’s someone that used AJ’s “special batting practice bat” to destroy the hopes and dreams of a real baseball team with real players and real talent. And don’t think he didn’t do that before – look at how great Christian Guzman & Luis Rivas were when AJ was in Minnesota, and look where they are now. Heck, Luis isn’t even in the Major Leagues any more! Way to go, AJ!
For shame, Ozzie Guillen! For shame! It’s bad enough you fell for the hidden ball trick so many times as a player – that doesn’t make it right to cheat to win, and you know it! You should retire now, like yesterday! Because the guilt of this year’s ill-gotten World Series victory is going to eat at you like the Tell-Tale Heart ate at the conscience of that guy that killed the guy with the Tell-Tale Heart! And you know it!
Tonight, while stupid people in Chicago root and riot and get drunk on really bad beer, I’m sad. Not only for the Astros, or the Angels, or the Red Sox, but for baseball fans, and baseball. This year was a big fat unfunny joke, and that a joke of a team of no-talent stupid cheaters like the 2005 Chicago Black Sox won the World Series just shows how sad and unfunny and stupid this year has been.
Enjoy your cheaters while you can, Chicago!
Brett Tomko is a pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Oh my god — brilliant!!
Brett Tomko! I love it!
Get a life. They won the series in convincing fashion. This is a complete team with no real egos. The most fierce competitor on this team is A.J. Pierzinski. He adjusted his attitude because Ozzie won’t allow it. Shut your bitter mouth.
This is not me
every part of this article is aboslutely rediculous…im a cubs fan and im not gonna say im happy for the sox but they were a great story this season. grow a brain numbnuts
cubs in 06
You fuckin punk bitch don’t travel to chicago ever…your fucked bitch when you come into ‘da chi’ as we call it in prison you are going to be fucked up remember what you said here there’s alot of fucked-up shit that occurs in chicago and you brought a little piece of that action your way Gangsa Disciple Nation
Chicago, Illinois
This was a sad attempt to get back at a former teammate. Don’t hate on somebody that has something that you want. A world series ring. If you want to talk about cheaters, you should start with your own team. There’s somebody there that took steroids(knowingly or unknowingly), not pointing any fingers though. Not that I don’t like the guy, he’s my fav. ball player, but we all know he did it. Anyways, quit hating.
Have fun at the nursing home this year in SF
hhaahahahahahhah! You call one of the greatest teams ever the chicago whitesox cheaters!!! take a look at your teamate barry bonds if it wasn’t for his cheating ways the giants would of never gone to the playoffs in 2003. Ur just a bitterpiece of shit and as for you go continue your .500 way or below becuz u are a shitty pitcher and u have nothing on any pitcher on the sox not even the pirate marte or the diamondback vizcaino go fuck yourself u know shit aj is the bomb
2005 world champion chicago whitesox brett go play for ur below .500 team in the shittiest division ever
brett tomko go suck moises alous dick while felipe alou and ur caribean teamates swing at shit
gians are horrible ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!
AND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR YOUR 2005 WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!1 ON YOUR FEET FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITESOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are overpayed u were like 8-15 in the 2005 season u get payed 8 million a year ur the one cheating….. ur cheating out ur own team u suck u have nothing on any pitcher on the sox
ur just mad tht a.j. is better than u. and belive me bobby jenks and all of the other pitchers dont need anything to help them pitch, you do. so just shut ur mouth and go practice. trust me, you need it
ur just jealous because all the girls do love A.J and I would know because my friends and I are them and so right there theres 37 girls and I bet we aren’t the only ones!!!! Even if they didn’t win it fairly they still deserved it so go do something better with ur life and stop going up on the nicest guys I’ve ever met!!!
Damn ur ugly!!! At least A.Js cute!!!!
u don’t even get it!!! just because ur not on the #1 team in the world doesn’t mean u have write the dumbest article in the world! u should have just kept this all to ur selves if u were with all those people on oct.26 +oct.28 u would probably understand. As for Ozzie he’s a real nice guy I know from meeting him his sons are sweet to. and for ur info their not the Black Sox anymore their the White Sox and u say Jose Contreras is old!!! Bobby Jenks is a guy just trying to get by just like u so don’t pick on him. And Cliff Politte he’s a great pitcher. When you stuff about Scott Podsednik hitting homeruns its just stupid because he took the time to hit those because he put heart into that. So when u say stuff like this ur pretty much saying every guy who hits a home run on that team takes drugs. this has to be the stupidest article anyone has written!!! i don’t see how this even got to anybody!!!
you should just shut the hell up you idiot! AJ is the coolest player ever! You think he is a cheater? Look at barry bonds. Just shut the hell up. Oh, who won the world series, who, white sox (aj’s team smartypants).
12 years old minnesota
you suck!
You REALLY need to shut your trap. AJ is way better than anyone you even know. I bet you scratch your penis more than Bush. Jenny has all the right she wants to say SHUT THE HELL UP! I bet you don’t even know what AJ stands for you big LOSER!
By the way here is some info for you tiny little loser brain. It is Anthony John. Take that boob!
Julia Hathaway- 11
Jenny’s Friend Minnesota
AJ was on our team and he was better than ever!
I think you are just jealous cause whatever team you cheer for sucks ass. I think someone here is a cubs fan. The sox kicked ass all year and they are gonna do it again so you can just suck my dick.
Brett Tomko or not, get a fucking life you douchebag. Everyone knows everything you said is a fucking lie, so shut the fuck up. Pierzynski is a good player and he has a World Series ring because he won the World Series. The Giants won’t win the WS for awhile, and they have Mr. Steroids himself. You’re just a little fucking Giants fan that’s jealous because his team fucking sucks, and Pierzynski left and then won a World Series. Just shut the fuck up. Pierzynski is better than Tomko will ever be. Case closed.
This might be one of the dumbest things I have ever read in my entire life! What are you like a 6-year old? Teams make it to the postseason because they are a solid team that played well all of the regular season. The postseason is about who can perform in difficult situations, A.J. is not a cheater, if you don’t agree with the call the umpire made, that is fine. But the call still went to A.J. and the White Sox whether you like it or not. That is why there is a seven game series, the league makes sure that one play will not decide the series. Grow up, if you are fan of baseball and its many teams, don’t listen to what this immature nut has to say, I’m proud from being from the Southside and proud that I saw a White Sox World Series, none of my grandparents did. They won, get over it…
Wow, you can suck a dick my friend, cuz you truly are a soar ass loser who doesnt watch baseball to much. If you’d please take a minute and stop talkin out of your fuckin ass, that would be fantastic. You should really just shoot yourself in the fucking head for being such a damn retard. Get back to me on that whole you shooting yourself thing you worthless piece of shit. :)
SOX FAN TIL DEATH
You expected the Sox to jst roll over in the World Series and let hte Astros win because they had Craig Biggio and Jeff Bagwell? Hell fucking no! The Sox won the World Series because they wanted it and earned it. Go suck a huge dick my friend, because you’re just a fucking sore loser. Turn on a Sox game to see some real baseball and some real winners.
first this is brian hey u fuckbag im a cubs fan have been my hoel life i hate the sox but i hate the giants more u can go n have a baby with fucking barry bonds, give it to him up the ass because he likes it like that that is where the roids go. but be carefull use a condom you dont want to get AIDS. so dont u fucking take away something the mother fucking white sox earned.YOU FUCKBAG
this is jimmy you r a fucking piece of shit accusing the white sox of that u should b ashamed. u r just jealous of aj because he has a huge ring on his finger and u dont! u wish u were on the sox and u wish u had half of the fucking talent Mark Buehrle has. You truely r a fucking piece of shit and i hope u burn in HELL wat ever u r gonna do in baseball u already did u washed up piece of fuck and one last thing aj grabs himself because he has somtin there unlike u u cock sucking dick face!
i think u got the fucking team in the wrong fucking league dummass! its the fucking cubs that cheat here in chicago, and, by the way, ur the one with cheating teammates, for example BARRY BONDS.and i think alou stopped peeing on his hands and hes started on urs u cocksucking, guy-fucking, horse-fucking, butt-pounded, faggot piece of shit.ur just pissed off cuz a.j. wouldnt let u giv him head like all ur other san fransicso teammates u fucking homo.stop whining about ur shitty teams and go kill urself faggot.
Obviously this is Brett Tomko, you sound like someone who knows the inner-workings of playing baseball, but you are wrong to accuse the White Sox of cheating. If your going to accuse anyone of cheating look at your former teammate in San Fransisco, Barry ‘BALCO’ Bonds. You have no right to call AJ a bad teammate, if he didn’t want to practice and train with you to help you better yourself, can you really blame him? YOU ARE NOT A WINNER, however ANY TEAM, EXCEPT THE ONE HE WAS ON WITH YOU, HAS BEEN A WINNER BECAUSE OF AJ. What have you done in your career? Can you say that you significantly contributed to any of the teams you’ve been on? Has any of your teams won anything because of your success? Look at what AJ is doing at the plate and in the field this year and how he has done it throughout his career, then look at your own career and the little you’ve acomplished. Now you can you really blame AJ for not wanting to waste his valuable knowledge, skills and ablities, not to mention time, to work with you? While AJ is going to be an All-Star this year and for many more years to come, I’m suprised your still in the Majors. You have sucked throughout your career and your teams let you go because of it. You’ve never done anything to improve your pitching ablities. The only time you were in the playoffs you failed. You’ve had losing records, been on losing teams and lost games for your teams because, in the end, Brett Tomko you are a loser.
GO SOX!
Wow that message above is dead on! Brett Tomko you fucking suck! You fucking loser!
While AJ Pierzynski is the star in a worldwide marketing campaign for Nike, you are just a fucking loser! AJ Pierzynski is a marketing billboard star; a Major All-Star; a World Series Champion; and an icon with a cult following of beautiful women in Chicago. Brett Tomko is a loser!
Open up ESPN the Magazine; Sports Illustrated; or any other Magazine and see AJ Pierzynski the sports icon he is.
Keep hating Brett. You fucking loser!
Cold
Minded
Killaz
GO SOX!
Someone needs to start the “I hate Brett Tomko” club. There’s already a “I think Kelvim Escobar is a Jackass” club.
Tomko, YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!! A.J. IS AWESOME!!! GET THE FUCKING COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW YOU SUCK, AND A.J. IS A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION.
listen you fucking bitter bitch. pierzynski is a better player than you ever fucking will be. shut your fucking mouth the sox won it fair and square just because your a little bitch whose gonna complain because someone you don’t like accomplished something. pierzynski could kick your ass also anyways your a fucking pussy you need to bring up your problems with him face to face like a man not the little pussy that you are.
Tomko’s right look at the drop 3rd strike you all know the angels catcher cought the ball and he took the base and cheated!!!!!!!! and i live in chicago i hate the sox they suck ass
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Brett you fucking idiot! You suck and will soon be out of the majors!
Go SOX!
AJ PIERZYNSKI IS A BASEBALL GOD!!! Did you see what he just did? He just hit a game-winning three-run homer off of Ryan Dempster of the Cubs in the top of the ninth inning with two outs. AJ wins yet again, too bad Brett Tomko could never say he did the same; instead he’s the one giving up the game-winning homeruns…what a loser! AJ is a WINNER plain and simple.
ESPN’s website just said that there is no signs of the SOX slowing down after their awesome month of June. AJ Pierzynski is a major reason why. Not to take away from Jim Thome, Paul Konerko, Jermaine Dye, Joe Crede, Tadahito Iguchi, or any of the rest of the team, everyone of them is important to the team; but the way AJ Pierzynski handles the best rotation in Major Leauge Baseball and what he does with the bat makes him the MVP in my eyes.
In conclusion, AJ Pierzynski is on his way to becoming a Baseball god and Brett Tomko is on his way out of the majors because he doesn’t do anything to help his team win, thus making him a loser.
BRETT TOMKO SUCKS!
GO SOX!
hey u forgot to mention that AJ threw out two base stealers today. one of them was juan pierre.
brett tomko can go lay in a hole and die. drop off the face of the planet. or go shoot himself. just go away.
AJ PIERZYNSKI IS THE BEST!!! GO SOX!!!
lol, im not even mad at what he said. It actually funny to me that he hates him and the Sox so much that he has to make up some stupid bullshit like that. Get a life you cocksucker.
AJ Pierzynski is great! Brett Tomko is a piece of shit. I’m gonna kick his ass.
Brett Tomko you piece of shit. I’ll smash your face in you fucking piece of shit asshole! You started off the season at 5 and 1 by cheating you piece of shit and now that your not cheating your back to your losing ways you piece of shit. I’ll beat the fuck out of you just for looking so stupid in your pic at mlb.com. DON’T COME TO MY ESTABLISHMENT BECAUSE YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED!
GO BEARS!
Tomko was scheduled to pitch today but missed his second start in a row because he is a weak pussy!
Fuck him. I’ll beat the shit outta him for looking stupid and being a weak pussy. If Ozzie is gonna call anyone a ‘fag’ it should be this cupcake Tomko. Tomko you fucking idiot pussy. Go to hell and die bitch!
GO BEARS!
June 22, 2006 — LOS ANGELES,CA — Brett Tomko was scratched from his scheduled Thursday night start because of a badly bruised left foot suffered when he fouled a batting-practice pitch off it Wednesday.
What an idiot!!! hahaha
Brett Tomko you truly are a loser!
Go suck a dick you weak pussy!
June 11, 2006 — DENVER,CO — The Dodgers followed Brad Penny’s masterpiece win with a Mile High mess, letting two leads get away and losing a 12-9 slugfest to the Rockies. Starter Brett Tomko again couldn’t get out of the fourth inning. He was unable to protect leads of 3-0 and 5-3, and was charged with seven runs in 3 2/3 innings.
Alright Brett, what a way to help your team win! Keep up the good work you fucking moron! You fucking suck you pussy!
AJ Pierzynski threw out Corey Patterson trying to steal second base today. It was a great play from an all-star. GO VOTE FOR AJ NOW!!!
AJ went 2 for 5 yesterday with a run scored while catching a shutout & extending Jose Contreras’ winning streak to 17 games.
Today AJ knocked in a run & caught a beautiful game from Jon Garland, I was there today rooting on the WORLD CHAMPION WHITE SOX!!!
What did Brett Tomko do? NOTHING! THAT PIECE OF SHIT! GO DIE FUCKFACE!
GO WHITE SOX!!!
Hey COACH DITKA! DA BEARS!
FUCK YOU BRETT! YOUR A PUSSY AND YOU SUCK!
HEY COACH DITKA, I GOT YOUR BACK! TOMKO IS A PUSSY I’LL SMASH HIS FACE IN! IT’S A GOOD THING HE DOESN’T COME TO DA CELL! I’LL RISK JAIL TIME TO HOP ONTO THE FIELD AND KICK HIS ASS! I SHOULD GO TO WRIGLEY FIELD AND DO IT BUT I HATE THE CUBS AND WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT PARK! I’M A SOX FAN SINCE BIRTH! I’M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA BRETT TOMKO FOR COACH DITKA! AND FOR ALMIGHTY AJ PIERZYNSKI A TRUE ALL-STAR!
GO FUCKING ALMIGHTY WORLD CHAMPION WHITE SOX!
AJ PIERZYNSKI IS AN ALL-STAR AGAIN THIS YEAR!
HOW MANY ALL-STAR GAMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN TOMKO?
BRETT TOMKO SUCKS!
GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!
AJ Pierzynski is the greatest Sox catcher since Carlton Fisk. The way he handles the pitching staff and what he does at the plate makes him the Sox MVP. I agree with this statement. The Sox wouldn’t have won a World Series with any other catcher. No other cather can handle the great starting rotation that the Sox have. The thing to remember about AJ and the pitchers is that Ozzie Guillen lets them do their own thing on the field. He doesn’t call the pitches, he lets AJ and the pitchers decide how to pitct, thus letting them reach their full potential. AJ makes this happen. It is deserving that AJ Pierzynski made the final All-Star roster. 3.2 million people voted for AJ…..a true All-Star.
GO SOX!!!
AJ FOR MVP!
no one heard of bobby jenks cuz he was a rookie…
i am brett tomko!!!!!!!!!
Im bRett Tomko and smell like poo
was this a joke because this is totally ridiculous!
over your 10 year career you have played with 6 different teams and A.J. has played with 3 teams over his 9 year career which means hes liked better than you by his fans, coaches, and his teammates!
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I hope A.J. punches u right in the face! that world series ring will make a nice mark on ur cheek dick!
Go sox and Go A.J.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Did you see and hear AJ Pierzynski on ESPN during the Home-Run Derby? He is smart, down-to-earth and funny as hell, how can you not root for a guy like that? Not to mention he’s a stand-up family guy. He had his daughter with him all the while he was on-air. A classy act by a World Class guy!!!
All AJ haters can go fuck off!
GO SOX!
basically, you are a jealous ass hole. a.j. is a hard nosed, hard ass, WINNER! he does what he has to do to kick ass and win a world series. he is hustle, no one breaks up double plays, barrels catchers, comes through in the clutch, or pisses people off quite like A.J, he’s a real man, a man with balls, and a world series ring. Go suck Ray Durham’s ass hole, that reject got shown up by bob schneider in training camp…one more thing, watch Buehrle, Garland, Contreras, Freddy, Vasquez, Jenks, and Riske, you might learn a thing, a thing called success, BITCH!
HEY BRETT TOMKO YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! I HATE YOU AND I AINT EVEN IN CHICAGO. I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES AND I THINK YOU SUCK AND THAT YOU CAN’T PITCH. I WAS CHEERING FOR AJ PIERZYNSKI & THE WHITE SOX LAST YEAR AFTER THEY BEAT THE ANGELS. THIS YEAR YOU CAME TO THE DODGERS AND YOU HAVEN’T DONE SHIT YOU ASSHOLE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PIECE OF SHIT WITH THE GIANTS AND WAS PISSED OFF WHEN THE DODGERS SIGNED YOU. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE MAKING ALMOST $10 MILLION LESS THAN LAST YEAR. YOU ARE STILL ROBBING FROM THE DODGERS BECAUSE YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND ARE STILL OVER PRICED EVEN IF THEY SIGNED YOU FOR $100 DOLLARS. I CAN PITCH BETTER THAN YOU AND IM OUT OF SHAPE.
GO BACK TO SAN FRANSISCO AND SUCK DICK YOU FAGGOT. YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR BETTER SUITED FOR THAT THAN TO PITCH IN THE MAJORS. MIKE DITKA WAS RIGHT YOU HAVE A STUPID LOOK ON YOUR FACE. THE DODGERS SHOULD CUT YOU JUST FOR LOOKING SUPID.
BRETT TOMKO SUCKS!
GO SOX! GO AJ PIEZYNSKI!
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dont say the n word!!!!! its bad!!!
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if everybody dies that would be a problem
BRETT TOMKO IS AN IDIOT. HE SUCKS AND HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING IN HIS CAREER. AJ PIERZYNSKI IS AN ALL-STAR; A BILLBOARD-MARKETING ICON; A WORLD CHAMPION! NOBODY EVER HEARD OF TOMKO UNTIL AJ PIERZYNSKI’S NAME CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH. THE ONLY THINGS EVER WRITTEN ABOUT HIS PITCHING ARE ALL NEGATIVE. THE ONLY WAY TOMKO WILL EVER GET TO AN ALL-STAR GAME IS IF HE BUYS A TICKET. BECAUSE HE WILL NEVER IN HIS LIFE BE AN ALL STAR. TOMKO IS LUCKY THAT HE IS EVEN IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES.
GO SOX!
BRETT TOMKO UR A FUCKING LITTLE PUSSY WHOS SUCKS MANAGERS COCKS SO U CAN GET ON THE TEAMS
go suck a cock just cuz u arent any good doesnt mean u have to make fun of one of the mlb’s best catchers. u r a fucking asshole. go screw your mom bitch.
You a fuckin prick, you know nothing about baseball, the white sox are a great team. You think that are team is garbage, look at yours, you got the biggest cheater in the fuckin world Barry Bonds. Just watch when the sox repeat your mother fucking asshole.
Pierzynski powers Garland, ChiSox past Halladay, Jays
TORONTO (AP) — A.J. Pierzynski hit a three-run homer and Jon Garland outpitched Roy Halladay to win his eighth straight decision, leading the Chicago White Sox to a 6-4 victory over the slumping Toronto Blue Jays on Friday night.
FROM ESPN’S WEBSITE
WHERE IS THAT PUSSY TOMKO AT? I’LL TELL YOU WHERE HE’S NOT. HE’S NOT A MEMBER OF A WORLD SERIES WINNING TEAM. HE’S NOT IN MAGAZINES AS PART OF NIKE’S MARKETING CAMPAIGN. HE’S NOT IN ESPN THE MAGAZINE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WIFE. HE\’S NOT ON BILLBOARDS. HE\’S NOT ON TV LIKE AJ IS. HE\’S NOT THE LEADER OF THE BEST ROTATION IN BASEBALL. HE\’S NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A DIVISION RACE. HE\’S NOT EVEN PLAYING. HE\’S PROBABLY BACK IN SAN FRANCISCO SUCKING BARRY BONDS SHRIVELED UP COCK.
someone should hit him in the face with a fastball when he’s at bat maybe then he won’t have that stupid look on his face
For $2 million, Brett Tomko will give you naked self-portraits.
Thats from espn’s website too.
Brett Tomko is gay. Just look at him it’s obvious that he’s in the closet.
who the hell do you think you are you dumb-fuck ass wipe. shut your damb big ass mouth. and fuck michael barret too.
hey asshole. shut the fuck up. i can tell that u are a cubs fan. they are the only ones who have no lives and look into this too far look just because our team kicked your ass in a brawl dont mean u gotta be a little pussy and mess with us. so who ever the fuck you are right now i say to you go fuck with derek lee cuz he needs some comfort while sitting alone on the bench. oh and go fuck ronnie woo woo you fuckin bastard!!!!!!
By the way asshole dont fuck with a.j. cuz he’ll shove a cleat up your ass!
Hey all,
I’m a Dodgers fan and their biggest mistake was to sign Tomko and think he can be an adequate pitcher. Now he wants to be a reliever and envisions himself as a closer. This pussy is only saying that because Gagne is out injured. I wouldn’t trust him to close any games. I wouldn’t even let him pitch in relief in the losing end of a blowout! The Dodgers should cut him. He can’t pitch and when he does he sucks. He only won six games this year beacause the team was hitting. He basically got lucky. This guy has no room to call anyone a cheater. He’s only mad that he’s an ugly piece of shit, like Mike Ditka said. Tomko can’t pitch and everyone realizes this. That PUSSY BRETT TOMKO is a bitch.
brett tomko is poo hes big poo he dosent even have a brain!
FUCK U!
DONT FUCKIN TALK ABOUT CHEATING WHEN YOU GOT MR ROIDS ON UR FUCKIN TEAM, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UUUUUUU!!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!! FUCK1!!!! SHIT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK! GO AJ!!!!!!!! SOX WINNIN DIVISION MOTHER FUCKER!!! FUCK U!!!!
ya fuck u
gimme a job brett
u should try to fight aj, but that would be a dumb idea, cuz even if u find a way to cheap shot him like michael barrett, HES GOT HIS CHI TOWN BOYZ BITCH! WEST SIDE!
guys will you please stop making fun of my article. i put a lot of hard work into this article. and stop cursing. it is terrible. you have a fourth grade reading level! im an idiot
shut up brettica tomko
September 8, 2006
Pierzynski bails out Jenks, ChiSox with winning homer in 9th
CHICAGO (AP) — Bobby Jenks blew a save and gave up the lead in a span of seven pitches. Then A.J. Pierzynski bailed him out and gave the Chicago White Sox one of their most dramatic wins this season.
Pierzynski hit a two-run homer in the bottom of the ninth inning after Jenks gave up four straight doubles in the top half, and the White Sox rallied for a 7-6 win over the Cleveland Indians on Friday night.
September 11, 2006
Contreras beats Angels, keeps ChiSox close in races
ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) — Jose Contreras allowed one run and six hits over eight innings and A.J. Pierzynski doubled home the go-ahead run, helping the White Sox remain 1½ games behind Minnesota in the wild-card race. They also pulled within three games of first-place Detroit in the AL Central.
TWICE IN LESS THAN A WEEK AJ BRINGS IN THE GAME WINNING RUNS FOR HIS TEAM. AND WHAT DOES THAT PUSSY BRETT TOMKO DO FOR HIS TEAM?
September 12, 2006
Cubs spot Dodgers 7 runs, make 6 errors, win in 11
CHICAGO (AP) — CHICAGO (AP) — The Chicago Cubs turned some ugly baseball in a sweet victory. Chicago loaded the bases in seventh against Brett Tomko on a single by Jacque Jones and two walks before pinch-hitter Ramirez greeted Jonathan Broxton with a game-tying two-run single. Cesar Izturis singled home the winning run with two outs in the 11th against his former team Tuesday night as the Cubs overcame six errors and a 7-0 deficit to beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 9-8.
September 14, 2006
Cubs rally past Dodgers as L.A. sees West lead reduced
CHICAGO (AP) — Aramis Ramirez’s three-run homer gave the struggling Chicago Cubs a victory and a series win over the Los Angeles Dodgers, a team eyeing the playoffs.
Reliever Brett Tomko (8-7) was roughed up for the second time in the series when he came on in the seventh. Ronny Cedeno’s single, a bunt single by Juan Pierre and a two-out RBI single by Ryan Theriot made it 5-3. Ramirez followed with a homer to left.
Los Angeles didn’t have such a big cushion Thursday but still let the game get away, thanks to Tomko, who gave up a hit, two walks and two runs in a one-third of an inning Tuesday night when the Dodgers blew a 7-0 lead and lost 9-8 in 11 innings.
IT APPEARS THAT AJ IS HELPING THE SOX IN THEIR QUEST FOR THE PLAYOFFS WHILE TOMKO IS HURTING HIS TEAMS DIVISION LEAD. I’M NOT SUPRISED BECAUSE BRETT TOMKO IS A PIECE OF SHIT. THIS PAST WEEK ONLY PROVES THIS POINT. TOMKO LETS HIS TEAM DOWN AGAINST THE WORST TEAM IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE WHILE AJ IS AT HIS BEST AND HELPS HIS TEAM WIN WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING AGAINST DIVISION RIVALS AND CONTENDING TEAMS.
GO SOX!
shut up u fuckin pussy
BRETT TOMKO IS A PUSSY.
September 19, 2006
CHICAGO (AP) — Freddy Garcia allowed one hit in eight shutout innings for the second straight start and A.J. Pierzynski hit a grand slam to help the slumping Chicago White Sox beat the Detroit Tigers 7-0 Tuesday night.
Pierzynski gave the White Sox a 4-0 lead in the fourth with the fifth grand slam of his career. “That was big,” Garcia said. “A.J.’s a big-time hitter. … For me, I was thinking right there, that’s what I need.”
“No one on this team that I know of has quit,” Pierzynski said. “Everyone’s trying as hard as they can. That’s all you can ask for.”
AJ HELPS HIS TEAM WIN AGAIN. WHAT DOES THAT PUSSY BRETT TOMKO DO FOR HIS? LET’S SEE.
September 19, 2006
Dodgers fall back out of NL West lead with loss to Pirates
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The night after a thrilling win, the Los Angeles Dodgers dropped back into second place in the NL West with a 10-6 loss Tuesday night to the Pittsburgh Pirates.
The Dodgers scored twice in the seventh against Damaso Marte, trimming Pittsburgh’s lead to 6-3. But the Pirates responded with four runs in the eighth against Brett Tomko, including Ronny Paulino’s two-run single and an RBI double by pinch-hitter Ryan Doumit.
The Pirates defeated the Dodgers, 10-6, on Tuesday night despite striking out 15 times. It was the third time this season that a team scored in double-figures despite at least 15 strikeouts.
WAY TO GO TOMKO. YOU PUSSY. WHILE AJ IS MAKING HISTORY WITH HIS TEAM YOU FUCK THINGS UP FOR YOUR TEAM.
LET’S SEE.
Freddy Garcia allowed one hit over eight innings for the second consecutive start in the White Sox’ 7-0 victory over the Tigers. The last starter to go at least eight innings and allow no more than one hit in consecutive starts was Dave Stieb in 1988, and the only other pitcher to do so in the last 50 years was Sam McDowell in 1966.
The Los Angeles Dodgers have surrendered double-digit runs in three of their last four games entering into tonight’s game.
TOMKO IS A REASON WHY. FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT.
AND WHAT DID YOU DO LAST YEAR?
Aug. 29, 2005
In grousing about his demotion to the bullpen Sunday, San Francisco’s Brett Tomko became the first pitcher of the modern era to play the Maroth card.
“It’s not like I wasn’t keeping the team in ball games,” he was quoted as saying. “I was on pace to lose 20 games and pitch 220 innings. That’s not easy to do.”
TOMKO WENT 8-15 LAST YEAR AND WAS DEMOTED TO THE BULLPEN TO PREVENT REACHING 20 LOSSES. WHAT A FUCKIN PUSSY.
“Say what you want, but A.J. does whatever is within his power to win. ”
–White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen
AJ PIERZYNSKI = WINNER
BRETT TOMKO = LOSER
BOTTOM LINE TOMKO IS A PIECE OF SHIT. DONT FUCK WITH THE WHITE SOX.
at least none of our players are on steroids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your right!I hate the sox.Ozzie Guillen is a spanish putz.A lowlife hispanic dwebe.Nobody like’s poor hispanic poops that live on the street. Those dorks.A.J
Is so annoying.But I’m a Giants fan and you guys should of kept hiM.Felipe doesn’t got a brain.
Your right!I hate the sox.Ozzie Guillen is a spanish putz.A lowlife hispanic dwebe.Nobody like’s poor hispanic poops that live on the street. Those dorks.A.J
Is so annoying.But I’m a Giants fan and you guys should of kept hiM.Felipe doesn’t got a brain.And #99 SHUT YOUR HOLE SOX FAN.OH AND BY THE WAY SOX SUCK TOMKO ROCKS!
THIS IS BRETT TOMKO. THE REASON I HAD A POOR SEASON IS BECAUSE I’M GAY AND IT IS DIFFICULT TO PLAY IN A CLUBHOUSE OF REAL MEN AND NOT GET HARD. I COULDN’T STANDUP HALF THE TIME. LET ALONE PITCH. SOON ENOUGH THE WORLD WILL LEARN THAT TRAVEN IS MY GAY LOVER AND WE ARE BROKEBACK PITCHERS.
BRETT TOMKO
Jealousy is a bitch isn’t it? Pierzynski is one of the best catchers in all of baseball, you’re just mad because he uses his brain to help his team win. I know you wouldn’t know too much about that. Stop whining and worry about something like global warming, hehe, freak.
SOX RULE!!!!!!
that piece of shit Brett Tomko was released today. while A.J. Pierzynski is batting number two for a division contender.
GO SOX!!!!!!!!