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Paul Daugherty |
Though he looks like he walked out of a Sears ad for Oxford shirts, there’s nothing dull about our man in Cincinnati. When someone can make you care about Brandon Claussen, imagine what he could do with IM sex! |
2
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Rob Neyer |
Late at night, Rob suddenly stumbles upon an entirely new metric to measure pitcher effectiveness, and he excitedly calls us over to his desk. As we examine the equation, our fingers graze, but neither of us move. “Rob…,” we say. “Don’t speak,” he answers. |
3
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Joe Buck |
Slam-a-lamma ding dong! Our man Buck with the 1000-watt smile (and forehead to match) is the pride of St. Louis and Fox Sports. His Bo-like prowess in the broadcast booth — he knows baseball, football and how to shut up Tim McCarver! — makes us wish we could take the post-game report to a sturdy four-post bed. |
4
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Joe Morgan |
Hate fuck, anyone? |
5
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Peter Gammons |
We’d gladly be Perry Smith to Gammo’s Truman Capote. Baseball’s elder states-pen, purveyor of kick-ass Buffalo Tom bootlegs, the first person to tab “Yellow Ledbetter” and the sexiest Annie Savoy we’ve ever seen (that includes that Sarandon bitch), Gammons is the quintessential daddy figure. And somebody’s been a very bad boy… |
6
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Ana Maria Collejeo Guillen |
What can we say about this Venezuelan bombshell? Pop star, actress, reality show diva, emergency medical technician, escribista del beisbol — there is no more accomplished woman in the world today. And there is the hotness factor, at which she registers a cool once out of diez — a balcony, a shelf and a cloud of dust. Face it: she owns us the way Hugo Chávez pwns George Bush. |
7
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Michael Wilbon |
We’ll gladly volunteer for a Toss Up courtesy of this raging Baby Bull — and unlike Kornheiser, we won’t mind a push one single bit! |
8
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Roger Angell |
There is nothing more alluring than a loquacious baseball sage, a person whose eyes shine with the sparkle of the ’62 Yankees, and whose bedtime stories of the diamond can provide infinite nighttimes filled with warmth. |
9
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Mitch Albom |
See #4. |
10
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Dan Shanoff |
He may be a glib slang-spouting flip-flopping trendsurfer, but somehow we think he’d make the Best. Boyfriend. Ever. Why? Two words: daily performance. That’s important, even if it is just a Quickie. Plus, he knows more about baseball than your average status-obsessed New York writer. BONUS! |
That is just sick.
In a shocking turn of events, I’ve developed a raging crush on Mike Greenberg. I think it’s because my alarm clock wakes me with Mike and Mike in the Morning every day.