Who takes the mound for Houston this Sunday
Smiling and laughing, hurling with glee
Who is the Astros’ number three starter
Everyone knows it’s Wandy

Whose ERA is under four point oh
And has a WHIP of one forty three
Who has six wins? Not Oswalt, not Clemens
Everyone knows it’s Wandy

He’s got that cool scrunched-up face
Like he comes from out-er space
Last year in the pen-nant race
He didn’t suck
He didn’t suck
He didn’t suck
He doesn’t suck

Almost six feet tall but stands like a giant
Weighs a buck sixty but tough as can be
Who has earned his spot in Houston’s rotation
Everyone knows it’s Wandy!
Everyone knows it’s Wandy!

“Strange” Jenny Yankovic, a Houston-based singer/songwriter/accordionist, is the most up-and-coming young satirist on the sabermetric circuit. Her newest album, Fold Your Hanley Ramirez, Child, You Walk Like Andy Pettitte, was produced by her older brother Al.