hI I’M jiM THOME (SAY IT: “TOE-ME!”) and i’m hear to splain how the WAFER PROCESS WORKS. Every year around write now people talk about WAFERS because that’s a baseball thing and not every one understands baseball things but i’m JIM THOME and I pLAY baseball only i’m HURT (OUCH!) and so I no these things (I’m SMART LIKE THE HULK!!!!!) this morning I did sUM researched about “WAFER PROCESS” through this special BASEBALL SPORTAL CALLED GOOGLE (that’s what it’s called when you take STRIKE THREE — look it up!!!! — something JIM THOME NEVER DOES NU-UH OH HI RYAN HOWARD YOU GOT GOOGLED LOL LUV YA BUD) and what I found out is that it has to do w/ H20 (sorry that’s sience speak for agua sorry that’s Mexican speak for WATER) and semiconductors which has to do with TRAINS I THINK (i like trains) and also aobut other things that you probably wOUldn”T understand because YOU DON’T PLAY BASEBALL BUT YOU SHOULD CUZ IT’S FUN TO HIT HOME RUNS BUT NOT HAVE SURGERY OUCH AGAIN LOL!!! So the WAFER PROCESS is about how trains can RUN ON WATER CUZ OF WATER SKIS WE USED TO DO IT IN CLEVELAND ALL THE TIME Yeah the Indians are big LOSERS but they know about WAFERS The oTHeR thING u should no about WAFERS IS THAT THEY’RE REAL SWELL COOKIES I LIKE TO EAT THEM YUM YUM YUM. I LOVE YOU! hI I’M JIM THOME (TELL IT “TOE-ME!” LOL)

Jim Thome attended Illinois Central College