oh canada
my lone and furtive brow
stands en garde against thee

the fifth definition
of release:
“to relieve of care
and suffering”

no more will i
care to suffer
amongst your tired
and poor
millionaires

your first round
draft coterie
of light-chargers
is for the birds

and if you don’t trade
troy glaus
then you are as dumb
as you may think i am

but i have left
canada

where are you now
toronto?

Catcher Sal Fasano has been on eight Major League teams in ten years, and wants to punch Billy Collins in the nards.