The Alien, unfazed, steps to the plate, a coil of hard cock and blackest eyes. Stevedore arms pull back the sculpted ash and then unfurl their fury at The Sphere. “Look at my shit!” his mighty swing exclaims, big balls swangin’ as that little ball rides a one-way ticket all the way downtown to History, […]
Continue reading →Let me set the scene for you. You’re an up and coming sports franchise that’s coming off an awful, terrible year. Flop after flop after flop. Maybe not flops as bad as Popeye or Ishtar, but close enough to give you some palpitations and night sweats — something like Jade or Silver, let’s say. Real stinkeroos. But […]
Continue reading →Greetings, fellow liberty seekers. As you know, this year the baseball team of our nation’s capital finally gets its own stadium. The Washington Nationals will no longer be subservient to the whims of big government and the corporate greed of Major League Baseball. In 2008, as a prime signifier of the coming rise of the […]
Continue reading →Gentlemen, it is truly an honor and a privilege to be contributing to this, your esteemed endeavor in electronic publishing, and I shall attempt in a most earnest fashion to contribute what value and insight I can to its pages. My only hope is that I can measure up to the range of analytical sophistication […]
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