Pay Through The Nose

“Arturo ‘Arte’ Moreno is an American businessman.” That’s the first line of the Angels’ owner’s Wikipedia page, and there’s no better way to describe such a great man. His life is a shining exemplar of what makes America great. He is a veteran of the Vietnam War. He is a college graduate. He is a loving […]

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Pride (In The Name Of Young)

What up, Internet world?  This here’s former Major League Baseball superstar Derek Bell  coming to you LIVE from some place in my life I’d rather not talk about.  Let’s just say that, ever since Major League Baseball was able to fulfill their one-sided vendetta against an outspoken and supremely talented black man, life decided to […]

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2008 Season Preview: Texas Rangers

The Bataan Death March that is our 2008 preview rolls on. Here, we give some heartbeat props to scribe Cormac McCarthy, whose profile has surged of late thanks to a close personal friendship with Oprah and some serious love from a couple of fellers from Minnesota. He previews his beloved Texas Rangers through the eyes […]

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