Heard you missed me — well, I’m back! Gimme something to f*cking write on, man! So, yeah, congrats to the motherf*cking Phillies for figuring out the mysteries of indoor f*cking plumbing. I have two words to say about the 2008 World Series: f*ck this sh*t. I’d rather watch Barry HUSSEIN Obama spread the wealth around like […]
Continue reading →On September 16th, the Tampa Bay Rays took one on the chin from their primary contenders, who also happen to be the defending World Champions. After the Boston Red Sox waxed Rays ace Scott Kazmir, they were mere percentage points behind Tampa Bay for first place in the AL East. Two days later, the tables […]
Continue reading →Okay, we’ll admit it — things have not been easy around here at FJM. I mean, we were cruising along just fine for years, goofing on the Tampa DEVIL Rays and their idiot manager, Joe Maddon. We had links galore, we had a regular group of hilarious commenters, we even did up some sweet t-shirts […]
Continue reading →“Yard Work, Spring 2008: Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” continues as we welcome legendary play-by-play announcer Jim Ross with his preview of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. He was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2007 and is also a great cook. With Opening Day less than two weeks away, tensions are […]
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