Tag: politics

Yankees, Fuhgeddaboudit!

Posted on by Marty Markowitz · 1 Comment

An Open Letter to Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig From: Marty Markowitz, President, The Borough of Brooklyn, New York Dear Mr. Selig: As I’m sure you know, bein as you are de, uh, high poobah of baseball, it’s tough to be a baseball fan in New York City deez days. Da Yankees, once the […]

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Mike Piazza’s Political Soapbox

Posted on by Mike Piazza · 4 Comments

Hey, I’m Mike Piazza, All-Star catcher for the New York Mets. And I’d like to talk to you about the filibuster. Before I met my old lady, I was out hunting for poontang with Ted Nugent, and the Nuge turned around and asked me, “P, why do gun-grabbing nutjob liberals find it necessary to prevent […]

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