2008 Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds

The train keeps a-rollin’ here at the Yard Work 2008 Season Preview! Today we present to you the Cincinnati Reds, courtesy of America’s favorite bat-boy, Darren Baker. Hello my name is Darren Baker and my dad is famous World Series and Chicago Cubs manager Dusty Baker but he is now in the Reds who are […]

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2008 Season Preview: Milwaukee Brewers

Welcome back to the Yard Work 2008 Season Preview. In Part Three of our series, broadcaster/actor/pitchman Bob Uecker previews the team for whom he is the radio voice: the Milwaukee Brewers. 1. We believe in the supreme reality of the Brewers. The urgent collective task of all Brewers fans is to strengthen, elevate, and aggrandize […]

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Hair of the Card

So Mr. T – he wanted me to call him Mr. T – came in at about 11:00. I didn’t really recognize him at first, but it didn’t matter. The guy announced himself when he came in, three sheets and all. “Attention, all you Palm Beachers. My name is Tony LaRussa, manager of the World […]

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¡Lissen Up Culeros, Los Astros Will Be Shampions!

Hokay, puto-necks. Some vasevall nerds say my Houston Astros ain’t a bery good team this year. That is pretty much all ju need to know about vaseball nerds right there. Do none of ju remember that they were in da playoffs the last two jears? Come on, mang, what is this bullchit? Look. Ju know […]

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All Forces of the People — For the Demolition of the Enemy!

Comrades! Citizens! Brothers and sisters! Men and women of the Badger State! I am addressing you, my friends! In spite of the heroic resistance of our beloved Brewers, the St. Louis Cardinals won the division last year. It is no consolation to note that they went on to win the World Series, thereby negating the […]

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