EDITOR’S NOTE: We here at Yard Work are happy to announce a partnership with an exciting new online sports-publishing venture called Beerbong Sports. Over the next few months, posts from their website will also appear here. These posts will be edited for content. Thanks for reading! Unbelievable. Those shorts-squirting dick-rubbing clowns over at that other website […]
Continue reading →The Bucs hired private investigators to check out Winston, who’d been accused of, but not charged with, sexual assault. Twice he was exonerated by prosecutors, and once by the university after a probe by a Florida state supreme court justice found insufficient evidence to charge Winston with sexual assault. This was a great test of […]
Continue reading →As the commissioner of the National Football League, it is my pleasure to speak out in times of crisis for the league. I relish the opportunity to stand up to these challenges and address them in a forthright and honorable manner. However, as the public representative of one of the largest business conglomerates in the […]
Continue reading →Remember when the Denver Broncos traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears? And everyone thought he was really immature and a headcase? And maybe they still think that, and wonder what the hell Chicago’s thinking? Yeah! Now that the NFL season’s about to start, the fine folks here at Jockish thought it’d be great to see […]
Continue reading →TMQ admits, he just doesn’t understand. Week after week, thousands of E$PN.com Page 2 readers flock to this column for the longest in-depth weekly analysis of the great game of football available on a free ad-laden website. (TMQ would also be happy to add “best” and “most intelligent,” but his Christian faith and tendencies towards […]
Continue reading →Jockish has learned that "Transformers" star John Turturro (currently featured in an illuminating ad campaign for Heineken Beer — watch out, Budweiser frogs!) was also being considered for a series of ads promoting the 2009 NFL playoffs and Super Bowl XLIII. While these promos were (sadly) never made, we’ve gotten our hands on the script for the Super Bowl spot, […]
Continue reading →Since most of you think of me as a basketball personality, you probably think I’m going to talk about the dismissal of my colleague Elgin Baylor from his long-time position as the leader of the Los Angeles Clippers front office. You would be wrong. First of all, the Clippers will always be a joke no […]
Continue reading →Dear Aaron Rogers: I am ten years old and I live in Arena Wisconson. I didnt like you at first becouse I really really liked Brett Favre. But he is gone and you are here so I guess I like you now. Plus you have done a good job sofar. Do you think a lot […]
Continue reading →I would just like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers as I start down the long road towards surgery and recovery. The outpouring of support from Patriots fans in New England and all over the world has been tremendous, and has seriously touched my heart in a lot of […]
Continue reading →It’s like watching the great Rodin sculpt his masterpiece statue The Thinker. Brett Favre barks out the snap count, takes the ball from beneath the center’s meaty sweat-stained haunches, glides back three steps with a gazelle’s effortless lope, deftly rolls towards the sidelines like a Stealth bomber in Baghdad, and with child-like abandon lets fly […]
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