New York, New York: it’s my kinda herpes sore. That’s right, Jethro Tull — lock your doors, drink your whiskey, and hide your grandmas, because L-Bow’s back with a deeeep bend for The City That Never Sleeps Without Bedbugs Crawling All Over Its F*cking Face. In case you happened to miss the biggest f*cking sports […]
Continue reading →Hard to believe it’s been nearly a year since my last open letter. A lot’s happened since then, including exactly what I said would happen to the Mets after I went to the DL. Just like in 2007, they got chumped by the Phillies. Again. Then they signed K-Rod and even traded for that J.J. […]
Continue reading →It is a shame when the court of public opinion turns upon and unfairly passes judgement on our fellow man, as was the case a few years ago with my prospective client and St. Louis Cardinal star outfielder Rick Ankiel. It is even a greater shame when these missed opportunities force the shuttering of such […]
Continue reading →Seeing as how Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady just posted his thoughts about his season-ending injury, I thought it’d only be fair to let folks know how I’m coping with my own season-ending injury. But before I do, let me just say that I agree 1000% with what my boy Randy Moss said about that […]
Continue reading →It’s never too late for another 2008 Season Preview from your favorite baseball weblog, especially when the preview concerns the New York Mets, and extra-especially when it’s written by longtime Yard Work commentator (and former Mets player / coach) Rickey Henderson! Get paid with Met knowledge! Man, all Rickey has to say about those toilet […]
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