FIRST IN THE BQ It’s the second month of the season, and it’s clear what the big stories are: ‘roids, ‘roubles in New York, and ‘reu. (That’s Bobby Ab-reu, that is, who is hot hot hot right now, pounding balls like he was Biggie and they were forties.) But the real story might be those […]
Continue reading →Every once in a while, some mouth breather on the BBTN set makes a big ol’ ass of themselves without knowing what they’re talking about. That’s when we go … BUY THE BOOK! Here’s today’s word! club·foot (kl
Continue reading →I ain’t in the business of giving love to anyone but Mrs. Tracy and the occasional hussy, Hee Sop, so you can cut that shit out right now. What I am in the business of is winning baseball games, pounding Budweiser and maybe yanking off if I get a chance. I don’t have time for […]
Continue reading →Dear Mr. Jim Tracy Who May Or May Not Know How To Read: Matt F*cking Perisho is the punchline to a joke that you laugh at only because you’re shocked at how tasteless and disgusting the joke is. Matt F*cking Perisho seems to have a job in the major leagues because he is a left-handed […]
Continue reading →ESPN got it right. In referring to Eric Anduri, the goon who hurled a beer at Yankee hero Jason Giambi, as an “attacker,” the cable network did their part in refusing to downplay the horrific significance of the vile assault upon Giambi on Saturday night. Anduri, you might have heard, is the son of the […]
Continue reading →The Colorado Rockies’ season sure is looking rocky. I’ve seen better-looking teams at the ugly farm. Some might say the only way to go from here is up, but they haven’t watched the Colorado Rockies. The only way to go is down — to hell. Because it’s hell trying to watch the Colorado Rockies play. […]
Continue reading →Grady is here to tell you: It’s time for Dusty Baker to go. Go where? Grady doesn’t care. Grady is sure that Dusty can pack up his sweatbands and his millions of dollars and find somewhere nice and scenic to sit and watch young men be overworked. Dusty might make a fine foreman at a […]
Continue reading →In his two most recent starts, Colorado Rockies pitcher Shawn Chacon has walked sixteen guys in ten innings, but he’s given up only four runs. That’s two runs each game! But the fact is, Shawn Chacon hasn’t been struggling with his control lately, regardless of what it may look like when you read the box […]
Continue reading →TO: tmccarver @ foxsports.com, dontgiveabuck @ foxsports.com, ruppert @ fox.com, jmorgan @ espn.com, jmiller @ espn.com, capnkurkjian @ espn.com, grandmasterkruk @ espn.com, kingpeter @ sportsillustrated.com, SCOTT_BORAS @ SCOTTBORASROCKS.COMFROM: pgammons@espn.comSUBJECT: A League Of Our OwnDATE: March 13, 2005 17:44 Hey everyone. To finalize this, I’m sending around the rules for the first annual mixed-media fantasy baseball […]
Continue reading →Hi there. My name’s Hee Seop Choi. I’m a first baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers. You might remember me from a nationally-televised game between the Cubs and the Yankees a few years ago, where I had to be taken off the field by an ambulance after my head and the ground had a brief […]
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