It is a shame when the court of public opinion turns upon and unfairly passes judgement on our fellow man, as was the case a few years ago with my prospective client and St. Louis Cardinal star outfielder Rick Ankiel. It is even a greater shame when these missed opportunities force the shuttering of such […]
Continue reading →Back up the truck and get off the lawn, kids — Jockish’s 2009 MLB Previewish is back at it, this time going south to sweet Georgia with the star of HBO’s acclaimed documentary series Eastbound & Down, Mr. Kenny Powers. We were able to secure this illuminating write-up from Mr. Powers during the early days […]
Continue reading →¡Hola, bitches! I’m back like the body part your mom spends most of her time upon. The lame-o-nauts here at Jockitch (see what I did there) have green-lit my booty-kickin’ fantasy baseball column, as I knew they would. So sit down, shut up, put yr pants back on, and take it — just like yr […]
Continue reading →Dear Alex: Hi!! This is Britney Spears writing to you. I heard about what is happening to you with the steroids and the cheating and the lies, and I think it is terrible that you should have to go through this in the public spotlight. And then I heard from one of my dancers’ trainers’ […]
Continue reading →What up, Internet world? This here’s former Major League Baseball superstar Derek Bell coming to you LIVE from some place in my life I’d rather not talk about. Let’s just say that, ever since Major League Baseball was able to fulfill their one-sided vendetta against an outspoken and supremely talented black man, life decided to […]
Continue reading →After an extended hiatus, Jockish is happy to return to a semi-regular posting schedule, and who better to jump start this jalopy than our old friend and first-ballot Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson? Yes it most definitely is a new morning for Rickey! The sun’s a little brighter when it peeks through Rickey’s curtains and […]
Continue reading →FROM: buddymillertime@brewers.com TO: ken.rosenthal@peter.gammons.butt.cx CC: us.hating.liberal@media.bias.cx BCC: hahahaah.get.it@butt.cx SUBJECT: WAHT THE FCUK would u clowzn thatre sooooooo upset abut things otu of my controll liek RAIN and NUCLAR i mean NUTREAL SITES and CRAPPY BAESBALL TEAM IN WORLD SERSIE SHOCKERS and FARI AND BALANECD FOXXX SPRTSXXX just go stick thier dick in a electric fence […]
Continue reading →Heard you missed me — well, I’m back! Gimme something to f*cking write on, man! So, yeah, congrats to the motherf*cking Phillies for figuring out the mysteries of indoor f*cking plumbing. I have two words to say about the 2008 World Series: f*ck this sh*t. I’d rather watch Barry HUSSEIN Obama spread the wealth around like […]
Continue reading →ED. NOTE: It’s not just the Republican presidential campaign that’s resorting to questionable robocalls! The following transcripts come from calls that have been reported in MLB cities and their surrounding areas. If you or someone you know has encountered one of these calls, send the transcript to newsflash@jockish.com. If they check out, we’ll post them ASAP! "Hello, I’m […]
Continue reading →Hey sports fans! This is New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter coming to you “live” from this blog to talk to you about the baseball playoffs. Being a member of the Yankees when I’ve been I have a unique perspective on the playoffs. You see this is the first year since I made the Yankees […]
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