Kiss My Goddamn Ornithologically Incorrect Ass

Y’know, logos and mascots such as myself are generally discriminated against in the world of baseball analysis, as in most other aspects of life. Supposedly, the rap on us is that we’re not good with the advanced math needed for today’s fancy-ass prediction making. And you know what? I’ll cop to that. I couldn’t tell […]

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Bostoenology 101

If there’s one thing all baseball fans associate with the Boston Red Sox, it’s fine wine. And regardless of whether or not the previous statement is remotely true, next month will see the release of three unique wines that reflect the personalities of Red Sox stars. As a result, bourgeois yahoos from Great Barrington to […]

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The Money Store Does It Again!

Hello, Yankees fans! This is – what? We’re not what?… Well then, somebody’s gotta tell me when we’re… Oh, I see. I get it now… No, whenever you’re ready. You just give the, uh… the signal. Whenever you’re… Was that it? What? Oh. Okay. Hello, Yankee fans! We hope you’re getting ready for another exciting […]

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The Wreck of the ’93 Champs

The legend lives on from all over Hogtown Of the team called the ’93 Blue Jays That team they all said, never give them up for dead Once the Grapefruit League skies shine their sun rays With steely-eyed dudes like Molitor and Olerud They were quite a force to be reckoned With Cito at the […]

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