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ex-expo factor: spring training isn’t going too well.
big game hunter: i wanna be the second coming of puckett. I need a ring, dammit! Where’s my ring?
ex-expo factor: quiet. don’t let the young bucks hear you talk like that. We can’t risk weakening their already fragile confidence.
boof_the_magic_dragon: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ex-expo factor: is he ok?
sweet_not_mauer: no, he isn’t. He’s not sure we can ever return to the playoffs.
ex-expo factor: chin up, man! You’re a big part of the team this year. We need you.
boof_the_magic_dragon: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
justin_credible: get reel, eh? Wut’s the pooint of it all? We worked oor asses off last year, made the biggest comeback in history, cot the Tigers on the last day, won the division, and bloo it in the playoffs. It’s like, too crushing. We can’t recover from this.
don’t_call_me_nelson: I’m done with rehab. Why should I pitch again? What’s left to come back to?
big_game_hunter: He’s right. Even Shannon Stewart in his prime couldn’t jumpstart our team and rescue our sorry asses now. There’s no hope. I’ll never hit a Game 6 homer.
ex-expo factor: come on guys! We still have a chance.
sweet_not_mauer: we have a chance like Batista has a chance of ending Undertaker’s Wrestlemania streak. We may be young but we know what’s what.
boof_the_magic_dragon: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
big game hunter: Oh, what’s the use. We’re done for. Who can save us from our eternal torment?
lord-johan enters the chat room
lord-johan: WOE UNTO THEE, O TWINS. YOU HAVE SINNED A GREAT SIN IN THE SIGHT OF ME. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO RECEIVE MY LEFT ARM.
ex-expo factor: Johan, you take too much upon yourself. We will not live and die by your arm alone. We’re ballplayers! We all must win the pennant together.
lord-johan: THERE IS NO PENNANT WITHOUT MY LEFT ARM.
ex-expo factor: Your arm alone, Johan? Did you forge it to become a prince over us, to rule over us?
lord-johan: WHO IS ON MY SIDE? LET HIM COME TO ME.
most of the team flocks to lord_johan’s side of the chat room
sweet_not_mauer: Lead us, Johan, we are lost!
ex-expo factor: Johan has shown you no pennant in his years with this team. Come with me! Follow me!
boof_the_magic_dragon: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
lord-johan: FOR THIS, YOU SHALL DRINK BITTER WATERS. THOSE WHO WILL NOT LIVE BY MY ARM SHALL DIE BY MY ARM! with a mighty swipe of his left arm, lord-johan slices off the heads of ex-expo factor and boof_the_magic_dragon, leaving only bloody neck-stumps
sweet_not_mauer: I wanna kill me some Yankees.