Red Sox Clubhouse Manager Joe Cochran on the sudden, accidental death of team chef Bernie Logue on Saturday: “I think that we were thrown a curveball today.”

Red Sox Clubhouse Manager Joe Cochran on the fall of Adam and Eve: “The devil turned two today.”

Red Sox Clubhouse Manager Joe Cochran on the Precious Doe tragedy: “There’s just one eephus after another in this one, ain’t there?”

Red Sox Clubhouse Manager Joe Cochran on the recent comments by FBI Director Robert Mueller: “Sometimes, you need to make calls to the bullpen and hope that they don’t blow the save oppurtunity”.