I’m Tony Kornheiser … Wilbon, I’m ashamed of you. ASHAMED! You thought you could HIDE on this blog and avoid the ridicule. How’s this for ridicule:

BYE BYE BABY BULLS BYE BYE BABY BULLS BYE BYE BABY BULLS

So much for remaining inconspicuous, huh Mike? Posting in tiny letters on a blog isn’t inconspicuous. You know what’s inconspicuous? The Whizzinator is inconspicuous. I’LL TEACH YOU SOMETHING ABOUT BEING INCONSPICUOUS!!!

Happy trails to E$PN’s own Joe Morgan, who recently won the Emmy for Best Sports Event Analyst. Apparently, winning an Emmy these days is as easy as retiring to a life of memorabilia shows and golf, and endless diatribes about why everybody on the 1970’s Reds should join you in the Hall of Fame because they “knew how to win” and drive in runs when it counted the most. HA!! (Just kidding Joe. Love ya!)

Happy 50th Birthday wishes to Jack Morris. Morris was the winningest pitcher of the 1980’s, and the ace on three different World Series-winning clubs. Many people think that Morris should be in the Hall of Fame, even though his career ERA is just barely better than that of Chan Ho Park and Shawn Estes. Pitching to the score? Bah! You want to talk about scoring? How about scoring with this:

HOW ABOUT SCORING WITH J4MIE $ALÉ? HOW ABOUT THAT??