Dan Patrick just mentioned that the Yankees offered Chien-Ming Wang and Robinson Cano for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis. The Marlins declined the offer.

Dan Patrick just mentioned that the Los Angeles Dodgers offered Scott Erickson, Hee Seop Choi, and the mechanical rights to “Unknown Korean Rap Song” for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis. The Marlins declined the offer.

Dan Patrick just mentioned that the Blue Jays offered Orlando Hudson and a shin cast that was signed by every member of the 2005 Jays and worn by a former Cy Young winner for one month following his injury for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis. The Marlins declined the offer.

Dan Patrick just mentioned that the Washington Nationals offered Cristian Guzman and a half-smoke from Ben’s Chili Bowl that had fallen on the floor and only been lying there for, like, three seconds, and was still totally good for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis. The Marlins declined the offer.

Dan Patrick just mentioned that the 2009 Red Sox, via “spacephone from the future,” offered Mike Lowell, Guillermo Mota, and an inflatable promotional albatross wearing an Edgar Renteria jersey for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis. The Marlins declined the offer.

Dan Patrick just mentioned that the Minnesota Vikings offered Michael Bennett, Koren Robinson, the team’s 1st and 2nd round picks for 2006, 10 years’ worth of Superbowl tickets on the 50 yard line, and two complimentary VIP passes to the “Minnesota Celebrity Boat Cruise” for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis. The Marlins declined the offer.

Dan Patrick just mentioned that Comedy Central offered Adam Carolla, David Spade, the team behind “Drawn Together,” five free Jeffrey Ross jokes about Bea Arthur’s penis, and Charlie Murphy for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis. The Marlins declined the offer.

Dan Patrick just mentioned that South America offered Ecuador, Chile, 500 bootleg Colombian cumbia tapes, and the Falkland Islands for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis.

The Marlins declined the offer.

Dan Patrick hosts “The Dan Patrick Show” on E$PN Radio .