FROM: buddymillertime@brewers.com
TO: ken.rosenthal@peter.gammons.butt.cx
CC: us.hating.liberal@media.bias.cx
BCC: hahahaah.get.it@butt.cx
SUBJECT: WAHT THE FCUK

would u clowzn thatre sooooooo upset abut things otu of my controll liek RAIN and NUCLAR i mean NUTREAL SITES and CRAPPY BAESBALL TEAM IN WORLD SERSIE SHOCKERS and FARI AND BALANECD FOXXX SPRTSXXX just go stick thier dick in a electric fence with their butss because SHUT UP!!!!1!

nwesflash DEVLPEING — being the boss has got lots of cost like no onelikign you wehen you have to make the touf choices like I did. nd I dont need uggla sideline "reporters" with/ no tits AT ALL saying thing ONE TWO THREE FORU FIVE SIX CHUNG CHUGN about what I had to do fr this bullsith sport.

so in conclusion HA SUCKRE I aint close to gettin this done

first of all everone that looooooooooooooovd the threeinning game conclusoin to this years Worlds Sersie Basebal Classic are out of LUCK because we are nott changin one thng about the game lenghts — like my dad used to say if you cnat handle the belt then stop wettign the bedd every damn nigt THWWAP ow. Every single basebal game primoses NINE FULL NINNINNGS of nonstop action and adventure like a Mathhew Modnine moove. (geeena davis boiioiooing!) nd if you DUMMBIES at the game cd actuall yhold your licker you coud drink for ALLL NINIE INNININGIS like I do evry singl day. (hstiroryians plz note that I am STONE COLD SBOER right now. CAN YOUSMELL WHAT I AM STON COLD STEVE AUSTEN COKKKING yyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYESSSSS)

Part B. whatt teh fkCU is up w/iht everone psssing nad mnnning about playing baseball in winter or fall or whatever? lyou want to play baseball in warm weathers then you gotta either move to the south of American or you gotta GIT ARE DONE with the golbal warmings!! I am not a weatherbell maker typ eof person or something — i just bplay with teh cards that He has dealtheth. AND i cant see how anyone else could win when the y are playingg poker with only THR33 CARSDS WHAT YOU SAID.

second remember whwen I cured histyr of basebal by bangign all steroisds? yeah me and that lon chaney jounir looking guy weth the pig noze. WE FIXED THE WORLSD OF TEROIDS AND BASEBALLL FOPR THE KIDDIESZS. ndn you ungraetful sons of a bitch can’t even rember that far away can yosu/ NOOOO ist all about "gee bud i wish we coudl play less games against Kanssas City and Pitsburgh for your stupid interaluge" or "drafts slotts are stooopid" or "hey bud why is an exhibition game deciding what league has home field advantage shoudn’t that be absed on best record or somethign" and it’s all just lalalalalalala to me because NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PANGS

serious tho i am bummed that harry potter guot pushed back until next june wtf! at least we gets VAMPIRES w/t een sx!!! hahaha BUTT.CX!!!!!

so from me to yours and yous,,
COMMISHS BUD R SELIG EEE SSS QQQQQQ!
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