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[L-R: MiggityMac, BucKKKarooBonzai!]

SATURDAY, MAY 21, 2005
YANKEES @ METS

BucKKKarooBonzai!: WE REPORT YOU DECIDE

BucKKKarooBonzai!: you ready gramps?

MiggityMac: ready to kick you mofo

BucKKKarooBonzai!: hahaha watch that hi blood pressure george burns

MiggityMac: hahaha eat a cowpie

BucKKKarooBonzai!: mets?

MiggityMac: Inconcistent, Pizza Struggles, TAKE ONE PITCH JOSE, They Fired Me

BucKKKarooBonzai!: yankees?

MiggityMac: Hott Cross Buns On A Roll, Tino On A Pizza Roll, Jeter = BEST EVAH (buns!), New Lineup = Torre Is A Genius, Relationship George Breathes Fire And Gets Results, Winningest Franchise Ever In All Of Everything All Time, They Fired Me

BucKKKarooBonzai!: JETER SAVED 3 BABIES FROM OBESITY TODAY lol

MiggityMac: he’s phat!

BucKKKarooBonzai!: lol shut up

BucKKKarooBonzai!: YANKEES WIN if jetes doesn’t get hit

BucKKKarooBonzai!: get well soon jetes! yr the man dog!

MiggityMac: word

BucKKKarooBonzai!: benson looks GOOD today

MiggityMac: yeah kris too

BucKKKarooBonzai!: rofl no doubt! anna holla back gurl!

MiggityMac: KRIS WAS UNFAITHFUL TO YOU BABY GIRL

MiggityMac: I WILL TAKE ONE FOR YOUR TEAM

BucKKKarooBonzai!: one VIAGKRA lol

BucKKKarooBonzai!: B-A-N BANANAZ!

BucKKKarooBonzai!: how bout KOO KOO KAJOOB

MiggityMac: OMG dbl + head-1st slide just as good as HR

MiggityMac: thanx to no one @ home

MiggityMac: way to be payfraud

BucKKKarooBonzai!: JETER WOULD RUN FROM LF TO MAKE THAT PLAY

BucKKKarooBonzai!: and then save washing machien from fire

BucKKKarooBonzai!: and then hit 5-run HR

BucKKKarooBonzai!: HE IS THE GAME AND THAT DAMN GOOD

BucKKKarooBonzai!: GO BACK TO VENEZUELA WITH ALL YR MONEY DUDDLY

MiggityMac: hahaha QED ALEXIS

OldeBuck: and now OMG SLAMALAMMAPINGPONG

MiggityMac: F I R E

MiggityMac: I N C

MiggityMac: A I R O

BucKKKarooBonzai!: LOL yr old and goth

MiggityMac: so’s RJ – 12 H, 6.2 IP, and C A I R O

BucKKKarooBonzai!: HAHA pwned

BucKKKarooBonzai!: also – hi McC there’s only one chris berman

BucKKKarooBonzai!: or three

MiggityMac: huh?

BucKKKarooBonzai!: stupid song references

BucKKKarooBonzai!: GARY US BONDS

BucKKKarooBonzai!: JEREMY SPOKE IN US BONDERMAN CLASS TODAY

BucKKKarooBonzai!: BARRY CHANNEL ZITO

BucKKKarooBonzai!: TIM EASY MCCHICKENCARVER

BucKKKarooBonzai!: hahaha EASY MAC

MiggityMac: whatevah 8head

MiggityMac: go sell some beer

MiggityMac: HI I SELL BEER TO MINORS

BucKKKarooBonzai!: dude

MiggityMac: AND I WORK FOR A TEAM IN A STADIUM NAMED AFTER A GROUP THAT SELLS BEERS TO MINORS

BucKKKarooBonzai!: hahaha shut up

MiggityMac: AND MY DAD GAVE IT UP TO ANHEISUR AND BUSCH LIKE WINONA

BucKKKarooBonzai!: FU and your hair in a box

BucKKKarooBonzai!: yeah deion called

BucKKKarooBonzai!: wants his asti spumanti back

MiggityMac: DON’T GO THERE

MiggityMac: how’s your boy LEON doing huh?

BucKKKarooBonzai!: DEION

MiggityMac: hi LEON can I rub ben-gay into your sore hammies?

BucKKKarooBonzai!: DEION

MiggityMac: LEON can I have your autograf for my bedroom wall?

BucKKKarooBonzai!: DEION

MiggityMac: LEON make it out to your best friend ever JOSEPH P. BUCK, ESQ

BucKKKarooBonzai!: DEION

MiggityMac: JOSEPH BUCK ROGERS PHD IN SUCKING UP

BucKKKarooBonzai!: DEION

MiggityMac: LEON

BucKKKarooBonzai!: DEION

MiggityMac: LEON

BucKKKarooBonzai!: PRIME TIME

MiggityMac: hahaha nice suit berman! purple = teh hottness

BucKKKarooBonzai!: hahahah PWNED k sall good

MiggityMac: :-)

MiggityMac: we done?

BucKKKarooBonzai!: yeah almost

BucKKKarooBonzai!: YANKEES WIN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN

MiggityMac: hahahahahahahahaha

BucKKKarooBonzai!: I’m sterling get me booze and media guide

BucKKKarooBonzai!: and yr finest fried meats

BucKKKarooBonzai!: hahahaha you’re WALD MAN

MiggityMac: shut up

BucKKKarooBonzai!: OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MiggityMac: SHUT UP omg

BucKKKarooBonzai!: sterling agknowlidge my insite into the game

BucKKKarooBonzai!: stop talking to jack daniels! Talk to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MiggityMac: rofl

BucKKKarooBonzai!: OK B&M out

BucKKKarooBonzai!: jeanie z your face could scratch diamonds girl

BucKKKarooBonzai!: GET ONE NOT COLORBLIND STYLIST PLZ

MiggityMac: lmao