ED. NOTE: It’s not just the Republican presidential campaign that’s resorting to questionable robocalls! The following transcripts come from calls that have been reported in MLB cities and their surrounding areas. If you or someone you know has encountered one of these calls, send the transcript to newsflash@jockish.com. If they check out, we’ll post them ASAP! "Hello, I’m […]
Continue reading →Since most of you think of me as a basketball personality, you probably think I’m going to talk about the dismissal of my colleague Elgin Baylor from his long-time position as the leader of the Los Angeles Clippers front office. You would be wrong. First of all, the Clippers will always be a joke no […]
Continue reading →Training camp! Pre-season games! Underperforming third-year players with stress fractures of their 5th metatarsals! Yes, it’s time for another year of the National Basketball Association, the greatest professional sports league in the history of humankind, except maybe for the CBA when I was coaching there. But, of course, just because the NBA is a great […]
Continue reading →Hey sports fans! This is New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter coming to you “live” from this blog to talk to you about the baseball playoffs. Being a member of the Yankees when I’ve been I have a unique perspective on the playoffs. You see this is the first year since I made the Yankees […]
Continue reading →I would describe myself as a pretty normal guy. I like to eat good food, but I’m just as happy drinking a beer or eating donuts; I like to go on long-distance runs, and I’ve even run a few triathlons, but I don’t devote my whole life to exercise; I like to write internationally acclaimed […]
Continue reading →Hey there, sports fans! It is with a sense of great pleasure and profound gratitude that today I bid welcome to you, the loyal followers of the National League Wild Card Team! [cheering, applause] We are resolved to dedicate ourselves, body and soul, to the playoffs. I believe that every one of you, my fellow […]
Continue reading →On September 16th, the Tampa Bay Rays took one on the chin from their primary contenders, who also happen to be the defending World Champions. After the Boston Red Sox waxed Rays ace Scott Kazmir, they were mere percentage points behind Tampa Bay for first place in the AL East. Two days later, the tables […]
Continue reading →The Office of the Commissioner of Baseball announced today that the New York Yankees are on the verge of not participating in the 2008 Major League Baseball posteason. After thirteen consecutive playoff appearances — a run which included ten division titles, seven World Series appearances, and four World Series championships — the Yankees are currently in fourth place in […]
Continue reading →Dear Aaron Rogers: I am ten years old and I live in Arena Wisconson. I didnt like you at first becouse I really really liked Brett Favre. But he is gone and you are here so I guess I like you now. Plus you have done a good job sofar. Do you think a lot […]
Continue reading →Hello my friends! I am Dr. Ricardo Salvay, an accredited medical professional of sports medicine and owner of multiple correspondence school degrees from various Internet institutions with a reputation. And like you I am a fan of sports! So welcome to my sports injury column! As a young Sicilian child growing up in the inner […]
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