Once again, friends of mine, a hello! It is me, your own personal doctor for the Jockish, Ricardo Salvay, here to discuss with the likes of you some injuries that I have been read for about! Specially today, we have a triad — a three ring circus, if you could — from the National Basketball […]
Continue reading →Don’t get me started. I gotta tell ya, it’s been taking a lot of my energy and patience to keep from talking about the referees as much as I want to these days. My producers tell me that it "alienates some impartial viewers," but I could give a rat’s fig about that. I’ve been watching […]
Continue reading →Dear Alex: Hi!! This is Britney Spears writing to you. I heard about what is happening to you with the steroids and the cheating and the lies, and I think it is terrible that you should have to go through this in the public spotlight. And then I heard from one of my dancers’ trainers’ […]
Continue reading →TMQ admits, he just doesn’t understand. Week after week, thousands of E$PN.com Page 2 readers flock to this column for the longest in-depth weekly analysis of the great game of football available on a free ad-laden website. (TMQ would also be happy to add “best” and “most intelligent,” but his Christian faith and tendencies towards […]
Continue reading →What up, Internet world? This here’s former Major League Baseball superstar Derek Bell coming to you LIVE from some place in my life I’d rather not talk about. Let’s just say that, ever since Major League Baseball was able to fulfill their one-sided vendetta against an outspoken and supremely talented black man, life decided to […]
Continue reading →Jockish has learned that "Transformers" star John Turturro (currently featured in an illuminating ad campaign for Heineken Beer — watch out, Budweiser frogs!) was also being considered for a series of ads promoting the 2009 NFL playoffs and Super Bowl XLIII. While these promos were (sadly) never made, we’ve gotten our hands on the script for the Super Bowl spot, […]
Continue reading →Watch out, Cleveland. Don’t look now, Orlando. Wait on ordering those trophies, Los Angeles. The defending World Champions — you know, those top-heavy pretenders that everyone thought were dead in the water — are back and better than ever. Five straight wins. Five straight trips to the woodshed for folks looking to take the C’s […]
Continue reading →After an extended hiatus, Jockish is happy to return to a semi-regular posting schedule, and who better to jump start this jalopy than our old friend and first-ballot Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson? Yes it most definitely is a new morning for Rickey! The sun’s a little brighter when it peeks through Rickey’s curtains and […]
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Continue reading →Heard you missed me — well, I’m back! Gimme something to f*cking write on, man! So, yeah, congrats to the motherf*cking Phillies for figuring out the mysteries of indoor f*cking plumbing. I have two words to say about the 2008 World Series: f*ck this sh*t. I’d rather watch Barry HUSSEIN Obama spread the wealth around like […]
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