Ah, for those days when smiling was an old hat I liked to wear. Right now, I am besides a hard place and a resignation that grows even harder the more I sit on it. What I have resigned, for at least one more year of calendars, is my future as a full-time player in […]
Continue reading →This is the time of year when you’re supposed to gather with friends and family and reflect on things you’re thankful for. But Rickey Henderson ain’t thankful for sh-t! There are some dudes out there signing some pretty big contracts. But are any of them named Rickey? Hell no! Is Rickey’s phone ringing? Rickey hasn’t […]
Continue reading →Her fairy tale romance with baseball superstud David Eckstein culminated in their engagement last year. She started planning the wedding she’d always dreamed about, and rejoiced as everything fell into neatly into place. Everything, that is, except for the music. “ Planning my wedding was such an enjoyable experience,” says the cute and adorable young […]
Continue reading →OMG! Johnny Damon! Johnny’s, like, totally my favorite, you know? I don’t understand why the Red Sox just didn’t sign him. What’s the difference? It’s like, $52 million isn’t that much money these days! I was talking to Rachel, and she was like, Johnny came into the Life is Good store and totally bought the […]
Continue reading →Point guard is the toughest position to play in the NBA. It takes a combination of quickness, toughness, strength, determination, and heart to be a successful point guard, and that’s why the best players in the NBA are all point guards. Here are the top ten point guards in the NBA: 1. Stephon Marbury, Knicks: […]
Continue reading →So Ron Artest wants to come to New York? Let’s roll out the red carpet for the former Red Storm who: – Destroyed a television camera at Madison Square Garden in 2003. – Openly disrespected coach Pat Riley during a game with the Miami Heat. – Asked for a month off after overworking himself promoting […]
Continue reading →There is no hope for the Sacramento Kings this year. The season is over. Look at the numbers. You do remember numbers, don’t you? Those things that stand for something? Well, the Kings’ numbers this year are awful. That’s A as in Appalling, W as in Weak, F as in Failure, U as in Ugly, […]
Continue reading →Hey there, cats and kittens, troobs and noobs, dicties and hincties and solid solid spenders, it’s me, the movinest groovinest swingin’ Hall of Fame hepcat #1, Dr. Jack, comin’ atcha and raisin’ the roof with the troof, the whole troof, and nuttin’ but! Time to hit ya where it hurts with all the news that […]
Continue reading →Greetings! It is I, The Amazing Criswell, here from beyond the pale shadow of the underworld to talk to you about the future of next year that could come to pass very soon! The world of professional sports is a volatile volcano of ash and volcanic lava, but nothing compares to the virtual Vesuvius that […]
Continue reading →Hey out there in web land! Joseph Parnell Sullivan Jr. here, to talk to you about the greatest game in the world. (That’s baseball, ya stupid pile of bantha poo-doo.) Most peeps call me Sully II: Electric Bugaboo, but you can call me, like the title says, Your Pal Joey. These guys at this here […]
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