Where Is The Love For … MY CLUTCH?

Hello again, readers of the faith! As you have witnessed without a doubt, my countrymen have turned tables 360 degrees against the mighty high American squadron. The pivot point was brought into focus as I turned on a not-so mighty pitch wheeled into my house, appropriately, by now-Earthbound Astro Dan Wheeler. Not that I am […]

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Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Bonds

The two biggest global newsmakers of the past week were undoubtedly Slobodan Milosevic, the disgraced former Serbian leader, and Barry Bonds, the disgraced current slugger for the San Francisco Giants. One of them passed away last week. The other is under such intense scrutiny, he probably wishes he’d met the same fate. Shame, Barry, shame. […]

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YARD WORK EXCLUSIVE: Bud Selig Strikes Back

FROM: buddymillertime@brewers.com TO: georgie@yankees.org SUBJECT: YA RLY No George of the New York YANKESSSES thank YOU for expresssssing yr concern via the ticket office of yoru Dunedin complex because yr too chicken to say anything TO MAY FACE. spaz. go make more dum commerciasl w yr dum manager and dum pitching coach and dum actnig […]

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A-Rod: A Choad

Greetings, Yard Workers. For those of you not familiar with my rugged good looks and ambidextrous charm – where the f*ck have you been? I’m media darling (and Newsweek cover boy) Stephen Colbert, host of The Colbert Report, former Daily Show correspondant, and long-time Bringer of Truth. I take on the issues your run-of-the-mill lily-livered […]

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The World Baseball Classic Isn’t About Winning, It’s About Being Inspirational

Being in Torino has been such a positive experience for me. There is so much to do here. I’ve been drinking fantastic coffee, soaking up the atmosphere, and going for walks in the Olympic Village. The women are great, the athletes are great, the scenery is great. It’s all like, really fucking great. When I […]

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The Worlds Beisbol Classic: We Will Ewin.

Hello to you all, it has been a long time since I write on this weblog called Yard Work! Actually, if you know the truth of things, I have written many other things, but these guys who do the weblog hads lost my writings very numerous times. We have a saying for this in Venezuela: […]

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The Lakers Are Great!

Hello there! My name is “Billy” Kupchak altho I’m not really “Billy” because my dad doesn’t want me to use my real name in case people want to find out who I really am. I am not also allowed to tell you how old I am because my dad said so and there are lots […]

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Love and Basketball: It’s All About Heart

“I love my wife“. Four little words that mean so much. Yet how many times do you see professional athletes actually say those words, or do anything to express that rarely-heard sentiment? No – you often hear about athletes cheating on their wife, or trying to cheat on their wife, or women trying to force […]

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A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins With Some Dope-Ass Chinese Sneakers, What What

Hello. I am the sharpshooter known as Damon Jones. I currently ply my trade for the Cleveland Cavaliers, but I have also plied for the Miami Heat, the Milwaukee Bucks, the Sacramento Kings, the Detroit Pistons, the Vancouver Grizzlies, the Dallas Mavericks, the Golden State Warriors, the Boston Celtics, the New Jersey Nets, the Orlando […]

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Tyra’s Funky Fresh Forecast for 2006!

The NBA is one of my favorite leagues, and I always have something to say about it. Maybe what I have to say isn’t always as “hip” and “insightful” as some of the hoops nerds around here (j/k guys LOL), but I like to think of my writing pieces as giving the regular woman’s perspective […]

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