I’m a busy guy. The people I work for, I work 80 hours a week. That’s how dedicated I am to improving their lives, making sure they get a fair shake. Every waking moment, I’m thinking about them. Which is why it surprised me that, even with everyone knowing what a busy guy I am, […]
Continue reading →You might have read somewhere that we’re doing a big screen adaptation of 3 Nights in August. Here’s a look, in alphabetical order, at who we’ve talked to about playing myself. If you have a suggestion, leave a comment. Thanks. Greg Dulli Apparently he runs a bar near Dodger Stadium and sings for a grunge-lounge […]
Continue reading →OK, first of all, what the FCK is up with no pictures of me in a gddamn Yankee uniform where I’m not giving some jackss a high-five after their fifteen fcking minute home run trot? Note to fellow Yankers: when I pat you on the ss as you’re rounding third, it’s because I want you […]
Continue reading →L-R: Joel Zumaya (my roomie!), a forthcoming woman who requested to perform various acts upon me (I politely declined), myself. Ciao, What can I say? As I sit in the breakfast nook of my parents’ Chicago home and await the arrival of my Italian and Dutch tutors, I would like to express that I am […]
Continue reading →Welcome, fellow readers. It is with great pleasure that I come to you via the Yard Work to discuss today two of the greatest things that Our Lord has given us – baseball and women. Though I am wrongfully trapped behind bars for simply following in my father’s honrable footsteps, I would be remiss if […]
Continue reading →From the desk of Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria: 2006 NEVADA MARLINS OF FLORIDA BUSINESS PLAN PHASE I: The Softening – give mandate to Beinfest to sell off veterans for cheap prospects (NOTE: Beinfest says this could be bad-PR, but good-strategery move; remember to say I DON’T CARE) – bring in bench coach from staff […]
Continue reading →Baseball is the greatest game on the planet. You know that as well as I do — that’s why you’re reading this website, that’s why you rush home from work to watch your favourite club play every night, that’s why you take your family to ball games on Saturday afternoons instead of renting a cottage […]
Continue reading →Yeah, dude! This is your bro AJ saying WASSUP BITCHES! Man, it’s been a tough year so far, trying to defend the World Championship from all these suckers and crybabies. It’s like, dude, I hit a homer, get over it and be a MAN, man. Yeah, that shit’s a real bitch, but it’s all worth […]
Continue reading →Michael, What is that smartass Mussina’s problem with you? Bill M., Brooklyn, NYC Bill, I wouldn’t go so far to call Mussina a “smartass” (your word not mine). He graduated from Stanford University, a very top-tier school for sports and academics. He’s also been one of the top pitchers in the American League for his […]
Continue reading →Dearest Nation of Crimson Hosiery: What the hell happened? Not even a few short weeks ago, your beloved team of God-fearing child-like dance-instructors were on top of the most expensive division in all of Major League Baseball. The media outlets were once again prostrate at the cleats of you and your heated rivals, the soon-to-be […]
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