Let me set the scene for you. You’re an up and coming sports franchise that’s coming off an awful, terrible year. Flop after flop after flop. Maybe not flops as bad as Popeye or Ishtar, but close enough to give you some palpitations and night sweats — something like Jade or Silver, let’s say. Real stinkeroos. But […]
Continue reading →My dad is a world famous Super Bowl Quarterback. His name is Brett Favre. A lot of people like to make fun of my dad for all sorts of reasons. They like to make fun of the way he spells his name because it doesn’t look like it sounds. They also like to make fun […]
Continue reading →It wasn’t pretty, and it wasn’t long. It was barely even a fight. But when Red Sox slugger Kevin Youkilis took a pitch from Detroit Tiger wunderkind Rick Porcello between the two and the zero on the back of his jersey, I swear I heard a bell ring. This meeting of the minds and other body parts was nothing more than […]
Continue reading →Remember when the Denver Broncos traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears? And everyone thought he was really immature and a headcase? And maybe they still think that, and wonder what the hell Chicago’s thinking? Yeah! Now that the NFL season’s about to start, the fine folks here at Jockish thought it’d be great to see […]
Continue reading →LIZ LEMON! What’s up chicken butt? ;) And if you don’t know, now you know — it’s the Floydster! Do the dap! I know we haven’t talked much since that, um, incident in the airport with the key and the schadenfreude, so I’m trying out this AWESOME new technology that’s all the craze with the kids […]
Continue reading →We are in a very interesting time in the history of baseball, thanks to steroids. With the decline of performance in many superstars that admitted to taking steroids (like Boston’s David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez), we have proof that The Steroid Era is finally over. But as with anything that has a lasting impact, we […]
Continue reading →It is a shame when the court of public opinion turns upon and unfairly passes judgement on our fellow man, as was the case a few years ago with my prospective client and St. Louis Cardinal star outfielder Rick Ankiel. It is even a greater shame when these missed opportunities force the shuttering of such […]
Continue reading →Back up the truck and get off the lawn, kids — Jockish’s 2009 MLB Previewish is back at it, this time going south to sweet Georgia with the star of HBO’s acclaimed documentary series Eastbound & Down, Mr. Kenny Powers. We were able to secure this illuminating write-up from Mr. Powers during the early days […]
Continue reading →Better late than never, here’s the first of what hopes to be a thirty-part series called The 2009 Inaugural Jockish MLB Preview / Post-Preview of Baseball Things & Stuff (AKA our ill-timed 2009 baseball preview). We begin in a place where the season’s ended far too early these past years, and with a man whose […]
Continue reading →¡Hola, bitches! I’m back like the body part your mom spends most of her time upon. The lame-o-nauts here at Jockitch (see what I did there) have green-lit my booty-kickin’ fantasy baseball column, as I knew they would. So sit down, shut up, put yr pants back on, and take it — just like yr […]
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