Hello all, you there! Once again, I bid a formerly fond greeting as winter slowly unfolds its buoyant collection of spring. I write this with the visage of a controversial fish buffeting my hungry eyes with hopes of a fulfillment of Major League plate appearances. According to this suspicious scribe, “[former Tampa Bay first basemen] […]
Continue reading →First of all, I want to thank everybody out there for all your love and support. I’m one of the most-searched women on the internet and that makes me very proud. I am so thankful to all of you for continuing to search, buy, download, and fondle yourselves over pictures of my amazing body — […]
Continue reading →Spitballs and sweathogs. Player’s coffee and human growth hormone. Chunky groupies, resin bags, rally caps and a whole lot of penicillin. That’s what baseball writing is made of. Oh, and this year, add a tall glass of whine (see what I did there?), because a whole hayride of pasty-faced idjuts are going on and on […]
Continue reading →So now it’s time for all of us happy-go-lucky bastards (like that grizzly barbituated sack of sad up there) that are blessed by Him to actually get to do this goddamn job to thaw our crusty old balls, pull up our stirrups, and pack a few extra liver pills. Tim to jog our sorry cans […]
Continue reading →Oh, Schmidtty. What the fck are you smoking, and why the fck are you smoking it now? And did you forget how to pick up a fcking phone and call your old buddy L-Bow for a little bender? What the fck, it’s not like I’m busy. I’m just sitting here in a cootie-covered Motel 6 […]
Continue reading →The war in Iraq: “It’s been mismanaged; it was not well-planned. We don’t have the leaders we had 60 years ago. We should have gone in with 450,000 troops, tanks and good supply lines. We should have had Marshal Law (sic) and curfew. That’s what we did in Japan and it worked, didn’t it?” Baseball’s […]
Continue reading →In most circumstances, I do not like to talk about my sweat lodge experiences. They are of an entirely personal nature, and not the stuff of garbage gossip or idle tea-party talk. But this is an experience about someone else – I did share a sweat recently with former baseball superstar “Slamming” Sammy Sosa. I, […]
Continue reading →January 6, 2006: OK, dudes, I gotta apologize for this. I am SO SORRY that I didn’t get this in sooner, but you would not believe the last couple of weeks. For one, my broHeeb Cornelius totally ditched me – he went back to Oberlin without me right after my last (first) post! Dude’s worried […]
Continue reading →This holiday season, I have to give thanks for what’s happened to me these past few months. To move from a go-nowhere, do-nothing, lose-everything franchise like the Toronto Blue Jays to be back near my home, like I was with the Diamondbacks back in 2003, would be enough. But to actually now be part of […]
Continue reading →Hello, baseball fans! It’s me, Sr. Mary St. John Fisher, the voice behind nunwholovesthebrewers.blogspot.com, the fifth most popular Brewers site in the entire world! God bless the people at Yard Work for this opportunity to write about my favorite team, and the newest member of their rotation, Mr. Jeff Suppan. Some sillies on the Internet […]
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