Hokay, puto-necks. Some vasevall nerds say my Houston Astros ain’t a bery good team this year. That is pretty much all ju need to know about vaseball nerds right there. Do none of ju remember that they were in da playoffs the last two jears? Come on, mang, what is this bullchit? Look. Ju know […]
Continue reading →Hello. I’m Ward York, inaugural and newly appointed Editor In Chief of the website you’re now (or were) reading. Though I’ve only been here a short time, it feels like I’ve been here forever, and I hope it shows. Whether this is your first time visiting us, or you’re a long time and fervent clicker, […]
Continue reading →OK, this is the only time I’m going to say this, unless you ask me again, and then you’re going to get a little Ozzie in your life where you didn’t think it’d fit. That (garbage)head Steve Phillips and his (garbage)-eating grin know this. That no-good redneck Brandon McCarthy and his big as (stuff) head […]
Continue reading →Comrades! Citizens! Brothers and sisters! Men and women of the Badger State! I am addressing you, my friends! In spite of the heroic resistance of our beloved Brewers, the St. Louis Cardinals won the division last year. It is no consolation to note that they went on to win the World Series, thereby negating the […]
Continue reading →I can’t believe I’ve been here for almost 12 years. It’s all I can do to go into work sometimes. I mean, if it weren’t for the things that I hated about my job, it would be the greatest job in the world, right? In that sense, I’m no different than anyone else. I’m just […]
Continue reading →The legend lives on from all over Hogtown Of the team called the ’93 Blue Jays That team they all said, never give them up for dead Once the Grapefruit League skies shine their sun rays With steely-eyed dudes like Molitor and Olerud They were quite a force to be reckoned With Cito at the […]
Continue reading →We can take solace in the utter predictably of certain principles in the cache of physics: Newton’s 2nd law, Fermat’s Principle of Least Time, and the BEC-BCS Crossover (if you recognize the first two but thought the third was related to the ranking of national college football teams, please head quietly to the back of […]
Continue reading →I was born in Chicago but I don’t like the White Sox or the Cubs. You know why? F*ck you, that’s why. I also live in New England part of the year but I am not a Red Sox fan. Two reasons. First, they are no longer the Jews of baseball. Second, their fans are […]
Continue reading →Helo, gentleman and not so gentleman! I have been gone for a long time from this site due to two factors. Namely, one, money (but do not worry as I have now been paid in full finally). Namely, two, because I have been on special project for my country. President Hugo said I should not […]
Continue reading →I know these things to be true: the Hayden Panettiere Clock has officially started. Kevin Durant can score 50 points with one arm tied behind his back, and one leg hacked off. The Celtics couldn’t be doing more to secure their chances at the first pick in the Kevin Durant Sweepstakes if they just sat […]
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