Hello readers. This is former New York Met Lastings Milledge, coming to tell you his side of the story. In case you’re living under a rock with some terrorists, or you were out shaking what your momma gave you with some fine men or women that are the same age as you, Lastings was traded […]
Continue reading →The baseball postseason is the most exciting time to be a fan of our great national pastime. Every pitch and every swing of the bat can potentially bring glory or ruin to an entire team of hard working ballplayers, to say nothing of the cardiac damage done to the hearts of the millions of fans […]
Continue reading →Hey there people, it’s your boy Gilbert “Agent Zero” Arenas. Everybody thinks of me as just an All-Star basketball player and world-class blogger, and frankly I don’t blame people for that. But I am also a big fan of other sports. You probably already know about my Halo team Final Boss and my interest in […]
Continue reading →Here’s what I know about the NFL after three great action-packed weeks…. ITEM: This Favre kid? Up in the Bay of Greenness? He’s gonna work out okay after all. I was headed up to Historic Lambeau Field (gotta include the “Historic” in there, dontcha kinda gotta?) to see the game, but I missed my plane, […]
Continue reading →The universe is a very large place, and most of it is very cold. But when we look up, we do not look at the dark parts, do we, lovely friends? No, we do not. Instead, we look to the stars, those burning balls of gas that give us all life. That is why people […]
Continue reading →Like everyone in the NFL blogosphere, we have our jockstrap all up in a bunch over this whole New-England-Patriots-cheating-for-many-years scandal. Well, we’re rebels around here, so we’re gonna avoid saying the same old tired crapola that all the other places are squeezing out like so much purple hair in the Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop of […]
Continue reading →It wasn’t all that long ago that those three numbers – 911 – simply meant the three digits one would dial in case your cat was stuck in a tree, or your keys were locked inside your house. But then came a day when those numbers became something that meant so much more. Suffice it […]
Continue reading →First of all, I would like to address these claims made against my potential client in a hypothetical manner, just to make discussing the issue as clear as possible for people reading this statement, and to keep this statement free of disclaimers and cluttering statements of clarification. To this end, any references to “my client” […]
Continue reading →Hello, fellow football fans. Now that the NFL season has “kicked off,” I thought I would just write up a quick little memo praising America for its continued support of NFL Football. Baseball may have the numbers (thanks to playing 90% more games), but we know the NFL is the true #1 sport in the […]
Continue reading →Hey yo! It’s your goombah, Paulie Walnuts. You probably didn’t know this about me, but along with being a handsome fuck and a great lay, I got a great record of picking games. Last five years, I finished 2nd in my pick’em league 3 times, and third twice. Fucking Christopher, may he rest in piece, […]
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