It’s like watching the great Rodin sculpt his masterpiece statue The Thinker. Brett Favre barks out the snap count, takes the ball from beneath the center’s meaty sweat-stained haunches, glides back three steps with a gazelle’s effortless lope, deftly rolls towards the sidelines like a Stealth bomber in Baghdad, and with child-like abandon lets fly […]
Continue reading →Hey there people, it’s your boy Gilbert “Agent Zero” Arenas. Everybody thinks of me as just an All-Star basketball player and world-class blogger, and frankly I don’t blame people for that. But I am also a big fan of other sports. You probably already know about my Halo team Final Boss and my interest in […]
Continue reading →Here’s what I know about the NFL after three great action-packed weeks…. ITEM: This Favre kid? Up in the Bay of Greenness? He’s gonna work out okay after all. I was headed up to Historic Lambeau Field (gotta include the “Historic” in there, dontcha kinda gotta?) to see the game, but I missed my plane, […]
Continue reading →The universe is a very large place, and most of it is very cold. But when we look up, we do not look at the dark parts, do we, lovely friends? No, we do not. Instead, we look to the stars, those burning balls of gas that give us all life. That is why people […]
Continue reading →Like everyone in the NFL blogosphere, we have our jockstrap all up in a bunch over this whole New-England-Patriots-cheating-for-many-years scandal. Well, we’re rebels around here, so we’re gonna avoid saying the same old tired crapola that all the other places are squeezing out like so much purple hair in the Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop of […]
Continue reading →Hello, fellow football fans. Now that the NFL season has “kicked off,” I thought I would just write up a quick little memo praising America for its continued support of NFL Football. Baseball may have the numbers (thanks to playing 90% more games), but we know the NFL is the true #1 sport in the […]
Continue reading →Hey yo! It’s your goombah, Paulie Walnuts. You probably didn’t know this about me, but along with being a handsome fuck and a great lay, I got a great record of picking games. Last five years, I finished 2nd in my pick’em league 3 times, and third twice. Fucking Christopher, may he rest in piece, […]
Continue reading →Obviously I’m a damn fine looking guy, but folks making me out to be some smooth-talking Jamie Foxx type of cat makes me laugh. Way I see it, making love is a lot like football – it doesn’t hurt to know what you’re doing ahead of time. It takes hard work, preparation, and lots and […]
Continue reading →Hi, everyone, thanks for coming out. This is going to be my one and only press statement about Michael Vick, and it’s gonna be quick; I have a lot of work to do, as I was pretty much just planning on a long season of clipboard-holding until a few weeks ago. So please forgive my […]
Continue reading →What up, lords and ladies? I am honored to be elected a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Honored — but not surprised. I always knew that my amazing journalistic career would be immortalized in this way. After all, I covered two different teams in two different cities for two different newspapers. In […]
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