BEERBONG SPORTS: Pats Fans Are A Bunch of Stupid Whiny F*cks

EDITOR’S NOTE: We here at Yard Work are happy to announce a partnership with an exciting new online sports-publishing venture called Beerbong Sports. Over the next few months, posts from their website will also appear here. These posts will be edited for content. Thanks for reading!  Unbelievable. Those shorts-squirting dick-rubbing clowns over at that other website […]

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King Variations

 The Bucs hired private investigators to check out Winston, who’d been accused of, but not charged with, sexual assault. Twice he was exonerated by prosecutors, and once by the university after a probe by a Florida state supreme court justice found insufficient evidence to charge Winston with sexual assault. This was a great test of […]

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Is Signing Your Fancy-Pants Draft Pick Something You Might Be Interested In?

Let me set the scene for you.  You’re an up and coming sports franchise that’s coming off an awful, terrible year.  Flop after flop after flop.  Maybe not flops as bad as Popeye or Ishtar, but close enough to give you some palpitations and night sweats — something like Jade or Silver, let’s say.  Real stinkeroos. But […]

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Why My Dad Is Brett Favre, My Hero

My dad is a world famous Super Bowl Quarterback.  His name is Brett Favre.  A lot of people like to make fun of my dad for all sorts of reasons.  They like to make fun of the way he spells his name because it doesn’t look like it sounds.  They also like to make fun […]

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Welcome To Chicago, Jay Cutler! Hope You Survive The Experience!

Remember when the Denver Broncos traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears?  And everyone thought he was really immature and a headcase?  And maybe they still think that, and wonder what the hell Chicago’s thinking?  Yeah!  Now that the NFL season’s about to start, the fine folks here at Jockish thought it’d be great to see […]

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The Soft Bigotry of Heightened Aggression

TMQ admits, he just doesn’t understand. Week after week, thousands of E$PN.com Page 2 readers flock to this column for the longest in-depth weekly analysis of the great game of football available on a free ad-laden website. (TMQ would also be happy to add “best” and “most intelligent,” but his Christian faith and tendencies towards […]

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Feeling Kinda Turturro

Jockish has learned that "Transformers" star John Turturro (currently featured in an illuminating ad campaign for Heineken Beer — watch out, Budweiser frogs!) was also being considered for a series of ads promoting the 2009 NFL playoffs and Super Bowl XLIII.  While these promos were (sadly) never made, we’ve gotten our hands on the script for the Super Bowl spot, […]

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How Do The Lions Sleep Tonight?

Since most of you think of me as a basketball personality, you probably think I’m going to talk about the dismissal of my colleague Elgin Baylor from his long-time position as the leader of the Los Angeles Clippers front office. You would be wrong. First of all, the Clippers will always be a joke no […]

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The Jockish.com Mailbag: Aaron Rodgers

Dear Aaron Rogers: I am ten years old and I live in Arena Wisconson. I didnt like you at first becouse I really really liked Brett Favre. But he is gone and you are here so I guess I like you now. Plus you have done a good job sofar. Do you think a lot […]

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An Open Letter From Tom Brady

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers as I start down the long road towards surgery and recovery.  The outpouring of support from Patriots fans in New England and all over the world has been tremendous, and has seriously touched my heart in a lot of […]

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