ED. NOTE: It’s not just the Republican presidential campaign that’s resorting to questionable robocalls! The following transcripts come from calls that have been reported in MLB cities and their surrounding areas. If you or someone you know has encountered one of these calls, send the transcript to newsflash@jockish.com. If they check out, we’ll post them ASAP! "Hello, I’m […]
Continue reading →Hey sports fans! This is New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter coming to you “live” from this blog to talk to you about the baseball playoffs. Being a member of the Yankees when I’ve been I have a unique perspective on the playoffs. You see this is the first year since I made the Yankees […]
Continue reading →I would describe myself as a pretty normal guy. I like to eat good food, but I’m just as happy drinking a beer or eating donuts; I like to go on long-distance runs, and I’ve even run a few triathlons, but I don’t devote my whole life to exercise; I like to write internationally acclaimed […]
Continue reading →Hey there, sports fans! It is with a sense of great pleasure and profound gratitude that today I bid welcome to you, the loyal followers of the National League Wild Card Team! [cheering, applause] We are resolved to dedicate ourselves, body and soul, to the playoffs. I believe that every one of you, my fellow […]
Continue reading →On September 16th, the Tampa Bay Rays took one on the chin from their primary contenders, who also happen to be the defending World Champions. After the Boston Red Sox waxed Rays ace Scott Kazmir, they were mere percentage points behind Tampa Bay for first place in the AL East. Two days later, the tables […]
Continue reading →The Office of the Commissioner of Baseball announced today that the New York Yankees are on the verge of not participating in the 2008 Major League Baseball posteason. After thirteen consecutive playoff appearances — a run which included ten division titles, seven World Series appearances, and four World Series championships — the Yankees are currently in fourth place in […]
Continue reading →Hello my friends! I am Dr. Ricardo Salvay, an accredited medical professional of sports medicine and owner of multiple correspondence school degrees from various Internet institutions with a reputation. And like you I am a fan of sports! So welcome to my sports injury column! As a young Sicilian child growing up in the inner […]
Continue reading →Seeing as how Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady just posted his thoughts about his season-ending injury, I thought it’d only be fair to let folks know how I’m coping with my own season-ending injury. But before I do, let me just say that I agree 1000% with what my boy Randy Moss said about that […]
Continue reading →Okay, we’ll admit it — things have not been easy around here at FJM. I mean, we were cruising along just fine for years, goofing on the Tampa DEVIL Rays and their idiot manager, Joe Maddon. We had links galore, we had a regular group of hilarious commenters, we even did up some sweet t-shirts […]
Continue reading →It should come as no surprised to those familiar with my public service record that I am in no way a fan of partisan politics. I said as much during my speech at the 2008 Republican National Convention — it doesn’t matter that the letter “R” or the letter “D” follows your name. What matters […]
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