Whitlock And Load

So I don’t know that much about sports. Compared to Jason Whitlock, I mean. But I know a lot about publishing and editing and supervising and that whole part of the business. Maybe more than Jason, maybe not as — let’s just say I know enough. And, like I said, I know what it’s like to […]

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A Celebration Is Not A Riot

As the commissioner of the National Football League, it is my pleasure to speak out in times of crisis for the league. I relish the opportunity to stand up to these challenges and address them in a forthright and honorable manner. However, as the public representative of one of the largest business conglomerates in the […]

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Cow(herd)abunga!

First of all, congratulations to Colin Cowherd on his sitcom development deal with CBS.  I’ve never had the pleasure of listening to Colin on the radio for more than a few minutes at a time, but from what little I’ve caught of his endearing shtick, I’m sure he’s got the right attitude to be as […]

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I Got You, Sideline Babes

My fellow Americans, when I was a young pageant hopeful in the Miss Alaska competition, I could never imagine the day when not one but TWO women would be running for the highest offices in the land during the same election cycle.  And that I would be one of them!  And to be the second-in-command behind […]

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