Eurohoop Are Go!

Hi hello and welcome to a first instalment of EUROHOOP ARE GO!, it is a weekly summary of Euro Basketball. I extend hapiness of Hard-Wood guys to ask me of this! Was a very torrid start so far to ULEB Euroleague, two rounds so far. Biggest new was of cours huge upset of Olympaikos beating […]

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Hard Wood’s Big Ten Preview

My feelings about this year’s Big Eleven — oh, sorry, Big Ten — are complex. As in, inferiority complex. How many years in a row will this conference have to place teams in the Sweet Sixteen, the Elite Eight, and the Final Four before the rest of the country wakes up to the fact that […]

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The Top Ten Punks in the N.B.A.

I don’t know if any of you wingdings would ever have the stones to read us over on FOXSports. Probably not. But if you did — and if you could read anything other than the day of the week printed in block letters on the back of your tighty-whities — you’d understand that we don’t […]

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World Series “Rundown”

When we here at Yard Work found out that two of our contributing writers were starting a feud, we decided to get them together here at YW headquarters. Here, slightly edited, is part of that conversation. Ana Maria Callejeo Guillen: So, Spartacus, what did you think about World Series 2005? Spartacus: Well, Ana Maria, I […]

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Rookie Diary: Andrew Bogut

G’day! The yobbos here at Hard Wood asked me to scribble out a bit about my first year in the NBA. At first, I told them, “Pull your head in, mate” — but then I figured out that this might be a good way to keep in touch with the Joe Bloggs back home. So […]

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Yard Work Hollywood: Introducing HARD WOOD

Hey, cats and kittens, it’s me, your friendly neighborhood MPG! Hey, let me be the first to congratulate the Chicago White Sox on their great World Series victory. I’ve spent some prime time in the Chi, and let me tell you, those are the greatest fans in the world. (Along with the most buxom middle-aged […]

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I Kinda Love This Game!: Eastern Conference

Since the last time I wrote one of these, a lot has happened. I had a baby — well, okay, someone else had the baby, but you know what I’m talking about –, I wrote a book about my beloved Red Sox, and I started playing “The Warriors” on PlayStation, even though none of you […]

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NBA Preview 2005-06: I Kind of Love This Game!, Part I.

As I have stated many times, I am the only adult human male in the world who still likes the NBA. I do love this game, every sweaty marijuana-addled bit of it. But time is short these days, with one thing and another — “one thing” being my book tour, “another” being the ol’ ball […]

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WORLD SERIES PREVIEW: Speed!

Hello. My name is Juan Pierre. I play outfield for the Florida Marlins, and I’m known as a pretty speedy guy on the ol’ base paths. That’s why the good folks at Yard Work asked me to do this little preview about who the real burners are in this World Series, and which guys are […]

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Kabir’s Korner: Albert, Glory Is Transitory

Albert, they all talk about you, How with one mighty swing You have changed destiny — But have you really? After all, your overhyped foe Was fading, intimidated, shaky; For God’s sake, who puts Edmonds On base with you on deck? With two outs, two on, one strike, Scientists have determined, You already had a […]

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