Helo, gentleman and not so gentleman! I have been gone for a long time from this site due to two factors. Namely, one, money (but do not worry as I have now been paid in full finally). Namely, two, because I have been on special project for my country. President Hugo said I should not […]

Spitballs and sweathogs. Player’s coffee and human growth hormone. Chunky groupies, resin bags, rally caps and a whole lot of penicillin. That’s what baseball writing is made of. Oh, and this year, add a tall glass of whine (see what I did there?), because a whole hayride of pasty-faced idjuts are going on and on […]

Hello, baseball fans! It’s me, Sr. Mary St. John Fisher, the voice behind nunwholovesthebrewers.blogspot.com, the fifth most popular Brewers site in the entire world! God bless the people at Yard Work for this opportunity to write about my favorite team, and the newest member of their rotation, Mr. Jeff Suppan. Some sillies on the Internet […]

sometimes i sit at my kitchen counter with a cup of herbal tea and the sports section and i plan another revolution the sports pundit class is a joke but i am not laughing albert pujols for nl mvp is a joke but i am still not laughing this award should strike fear into the […]

1. “Centerfield,” John Fogerty. Leading off here with an American classic. (Leading off, haha, get it?) Not just inspirational for those of us who make a living in the American pastime, but also a great rock song with more hooks in it than in the oldest catfish in the pond. Show me a man who […]

Who takes the mound for Houston this Sunday Smiling and laughing, hurling with glee Who is the Astros’ number three starter Everyone knows it’s Wandy Whose ERA is under four point oh And has a WHIP of one forty three Who has six wins? Not Oswalt, not Clemens Everyone knows it’s Wandy He’s got that […]

Many units have immed Unit 7280856453 to ask about a very interesting time in hu-man baseball history. This time is now known as Teh Bonds Age. It was dominated by one hu-man, Barry Bonds, a unit with an uncanny knack for hitting home runs. Bonds at one point held teh single-season record with 73 home […]

Okay, you hosers can stop with all the emails now. “Oh pleeeze Spart-Daddy, how did the YW draft go, I have to know, OMG WTF LOL” You know I never comment on a draft until three weeks after it happens, too much to take in all at once. Now that we’re out of the woods, […]

Hey there, sports fans! It’s me, Bob Uecker, chattin’ with you. Aren’t ya glad the 2006 season has started? I know I am. All that talk about steroids and revenue-sharing and ineffective cronyism among the elites that run baseball — hey, even if it’s true, who cares? Baseball is a great and wonderful game, and […]

Spart-Daddy here. Listen, I asked some of the other people in the league to give me a brief write-up of who they are and how they plan to draft on Saturday morning. (We will also have a special secret guest or two but I am not going to tell you because that will make you […]