Hey there people, it’s your boy Gilbert “Agent Zero” Arenas. Everybody thinks of me as just an All-Star basketball player and world-class blogger, and frankly I don’t blame people for that. But I am also a big fan of other sports. You probably already know about my Halo team Final Boss and my interest in […]
Continue reading →Here’s what I know about the NFL after three great action-packed weeks…. ITEM: This Favre kid? Up in the Bay of Greenness? He’s gonna work out okay after all. I was headed up to Historic Lambeau Field (gotta include the “Historic” in there, dontcha kinda gotta?) to see the game, but I missed my plane, […]
Continue reading →The universe is a very large place, and most of it is very cold. But when we look up, we do not look at the dark parts, do we, lovely friends? No, we do not. Instead, we look to the stars, those burning balls of gas that give us all life. That is why people […]
Continue reading →Like everyone in the NFL blogosphere, we have our jockstrap all up in a bunch over this whole New-England-Patriots-cheating-for-many-years scandal. Well, we’re rebels around here, so we’re gonna avoid saying the same old tired crapola that all the other places are squeezing out like so much purple hair in the Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop of […]
Continue reading →Hello, fellow football fans. Now that the NFL season has “kicked off,” I thought I would just write up a quick little memo praising America for its continued support of NFL Football. Baseball may have the numbers (thanks to playing 90% more games), but we know the NFL is the true #1 sport in the […]
Continue reading →In my duties as an ESPN national columnist, I’ve rattled some cages a sane man wouldn’t have rattled. That column where I pointed out that Jack Nicklaus is still alive? Hoo doggies, that was a starchy one. And that one where I called out the Veterans’ Committee for not voting Ron Santo into the Hall […]
Continue reading →Hi, everyone, thanks for coming out. This is going to be my one and only press statement about Michael Vick, and it’s gonna be quick; I have a lot of work to do, as I was pretty much just planning on a long season of clipboard-holding until a few weeks ago. So please forgive my […]
Continue reading →What up, lords and ladies? I am honored to be elected a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Honored — but not surprised. I always knew that my amazing journalistic career would be immortalized in this way. After all, I covered two different teams in two different cities for two different newspapers. In […]
Continue reading →Salutations and greetings, fellow baseball lovers! I know most of you know me because of “The Office,” the TV “dock”-umentary about the Scranton office of Dunder-Mifflin. But what you don’t know is that I am a big baseball fanatic, with somewhat of a statistics knack, if you will. I am here to spread my nutrients […]
Continue reading →Brewers, I am pleased with you! You have, on this day of May 2, justified all that I looked for from your fearlessness. You have adorned your cheesehead fans with an everlasting glory. An army of 24 men, under the command of Tony LaRussa, has been, within less than three days, swept. Those which escaped […]
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