Jivatma is the personal soul,the other is God, Paramatma.What is the difference between them?Look inside, Livan, look inside. You are a workhorse, it’s true,but what merit accrues to such hard work?Innings Pitched will not redeem you,will not help you find the bliss of Sahaj. Livan, do not ignore Earth’s simple gifts,stretched like pearls on strings […]

I was kind of surprised that E$PN asked me to contribute to this blog. After all, my one appearance on “Ba$eball T0night” didn’t go very well, when I told those troglodytes what they could do with their whole “wins and losses” shtick. But I guess genius will out, and my regular readers at www.baseballisagameofnumbersyoumorons.com know […]

Tne of the great names of baseball history has passed away; Mickey Owen, a great catcher for the Brooklyn Dodgers, finally got the thumb from the Great Umpire in the Sky, at the age of 89. Sadly, most people only remember Owen for his biggest mistake: a dropped third strike in game four of the […]

I has just have 24 orgasms in one round. Ana Maria Callejeo Guillen is the top baseball writer for El Universal. She is also one happy Venezuelana tonight.

Okay, MLB has called me in to talk about some of these meatheads that have been disgracing the great game of baseball with their senseless acts of violence. We’ve had a bunch of these knuckleheads giving the national pastime a black eye: Kenny Rogers, Oliver Perez, Gary Sheffield, Jose Guillen, Frank Francisco…the list goes on […]

Upon reading Mr. Davis’ article, businessman and philanthopist George Soros has asked Yard Work for a chance to respond. E$PN has agreed to allow him that chance. When I was a teenager living in Budapest, Hungary was overrun by Nazis. As a Jew, I was forced into hiding for a year. I will never forget […]

Go right ahead, I don’t mind. This column will make your blood boil, your liver quiver, and your hair turn white overnight. You will be outraged, perturbed, upset, freaked out. You will send outraged emails to E$PN, you will call your local affiliates and demand the immediate cancellation of ABC shows. Go for it. I […]

First of all time, lett me start by saying primarily how proud I am to win the Premio Deportes, Venezuela’s #1 top award for sportes writing! Here I am at the awards banquet, although I am not looking so good after recently having been stunged by a jellyfish. My face: tan huge! My many of […]

Every time there is a question about baseball players or managers cheating, I get about 15,000 calls for quotes from journalists all over the world. After all, I was the GM of the New York Mets, and we had Bobby Valentine as our manager, and he cheated like a Navy wife. Oh, sure, I know […]

He probably carried his own bags. That’s the kind of guy a guy like Alex Sanchez is: a bag-carrier. A bagman. Bagged. Alex Sanchez was bagged the other day by the lousiest team in the east, the Tampa Bay Devil Worshippers–er, um, I mean Devil Rays. I guess. Because, honestly, if they were prancing around […]