¡Hola, bitches! I’m back like the body part your mom spends most of her time upon. The lame-o-nauts here at Jockitch (see what I did there) have green-lit my booty-kickin’ fantasy baseball column, as I knew they would. So sit down, shut up, put yr pants back on, and take it — just like yr […]
Continue reading →TMQ admits, he just doesn’t understand. Week after week, thousands of E$PN.com Page 2 readers flock to this column for the longest in-depth weekly analysis of the great game of football available on a free ad-laden website. (TMQ would also be happy to add “best” and “most intelligent,” but his Christian faith and tendencies towards […]
Continue reading →Training camp! Pre-season games! Underperforming third-year players with stress fractures of their 5th metatarsals! Yes, it’s time for another year of the National Basketball Association, the greatest professional sports league in the history of humankind, except maybe for the CBA when I was coaching there. But, of course, just because the NBA is a great […]
Continue reading →I would describe myself as a pretty normal guy. I like to eat good food, but I’m just as happy drinking a beer or eating donuts; I like to go on long-distance runs, and I’ve even run a few triathlons, but I don’t devote my whole life to exercise; I like to write internationally acclaimed […]
Continue reading →Hey there, sports fans! It is with a sense of great pleasure and profound gratitude that today I bid welcome to you, the loyal followers of the National League Wild Card Team! [cheering, applause] We are resolved to dedicate ourselves, body and soul, to the playoffs. I believe that every one of you, my fellow […]
Continue reading →Dear Aaron Rogers: I am ten years old and I live in Arena Wisconson. I didnt like you at first becouse I really really liked Brett Favre. But he is gone and you are here so I guess I like you now. Plus you have done a good job sofar. Do you think a lot […]
Continue reading →Okay, we’ll admit it — things have not been easy around here at FJM. I mean, we were cruising along just fine for years, goofing on the Tampa DEVIL Rays and their idiot manager, Joe Maddon. We had links galore, we had a regular group of hilarious commenters, we even did up some sweet t-shirts […]
Continue reading →Oi out there! It’s me, Olly Wollstonecraft, innit? But I’m better known on our side of the pond as The Sports Geezer. You might have read my shite in the Runagate Rampant, or seen my beauty-filled visage on Sky TV 6’s “Best Fookin’ Sports Show of the Century.” Either way, doesn’t matter to me — […]
Continue reading →Dag, y’all, has this been a boring baseball season so far or what? Everything is falling into place, just as I thought it would. Utley and Hamilton, leading their leagues in tacos largos? CALLED IT, knew it, locked ’em both up with my first two picks in every league. Cliff Lee, best pitcher in the […]
Continue reading →Holas y muy besos to you, readers of El Yard-Work.org! It is I, your internacional ambassadoress of beisbol, pop music, y the grande Bolivar-ish revolución del Húgo Chavez! Excuse of me to you for not so much writing on this e-weblog. But it is hard work being the public beautiful face of the new Venezuela. […]
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