Hey, I’m Mike Piazza, and I’d like to talk to you about Jade Helm 15. You might have heard some chatter about Jade Helm 15 in the last few weeks. See, there’s an awful lot of crazy talk lately about how the government is using some “military exercises” to enact martial law and threaten the […]
Continue reading →Greetings, fellow liberty seekers. As you know, this year the baseball team of our nation’s capital finally gets its own stadium. The Washington Nationals will no longer be subservient to the whims of big government and the corporate greed of Major League Baseball. In 2008, as a prime signifier of the coming rise of the […]
Continue reading →Welcome to the latest installment of Yard Work’s 2008 Season Preview. Today’s preview comes from a currently defunct weblog [concerts.1111111kcrtickets.com/blog] whose content we assume is free for us to cut and paste into our own online publication that we do not consider a “blog” in the slightest. We’re using an incongruous pic of good old […]
Continue reading →Spring training is really fun! It’s pretty great being in camp for my first full year in the big leagues. I’m one of the guys now, you know? New number, new locker, and Mariano Rivera’s only made me ride my bike into Ybor City to buy him cigars twice so far! Man, if this is […]
Continue reading →X X X X X LUCCHINO CALLS BORAS’ SNACK FOOD DEMANDS “COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL” X X X X X Wed Dec 13 2006 13:26:02 PM EST **WORLD EXCLUSIVE** **MUST CREDIT YARD WORK** FLASH: YARD WORK and MATT DRUDGE have learned that contract talks between the BOSTON RED SOX and Japanese phenom DAISUKE MATSUZAKA have suddenly […]
Continue reading →I learned a great deal broadcasting the World Cup this month for E$PN. For the rest of you American baseball fans, that’s a soccer tournament – soccer, the most popular sport in the world! Just like America’s national pastime, Major League Baseball on E$PN, the world’s national pastime is soccer. Football. Futbol. Calcio. The beautiful […]
Continue reading →I was totally bummed when I got traded to the Reds, dude. Totally bummed. I mean, let’s face it: Boston is a Bronson Arroyo kind of town. Cool temperatures, hot co-eds, a real laid-back clubhouse. I could grow my hair out, maybe mix in some cornrows here and there if I wanted to let my […]
Continue reading →This is the time of year when you’re supposed to gather with friends and family and reflect on things you’re thankful for. But Rickey Henderson ain’t thankful for sh-t! There are some dudes out there signing some pretty big contracts. But are any of them named Rickey? Hell no! Is Rickey’s phone ringing? Rickey hasn’t […]
Continue reading →OMG! Johnny Damon! Johnny’s, like, totally my favorite, you know? I don’t understand why the Red Sox just didn’t sign him. What’s the difference? It’s like, $52 million isn’t that much money these days! I was talking to Rachel, and she was like, Johnny came into the Life is Good store and totally bought the […]
Continue reading →Point guard is the toughest position to play in the NBA. It takes a combination of quickness, toughness, strength, determination, and heart to be a successful point guard, and that’s why the best players in the NBA are all point guards. Here are the top ten point guards in the NBA: 1. Stephon Marbury, Knicks: […]
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