Greetings, Yard Workers. For those of you not familiar with my rugged good looks and ambidextrous charm – where the f*ck have you been? I’m media darling (and Newsweek cover boy) Stephen Colbert, host of The Colbert Report, former Daily Show correspondant, and long-time Bringer of Truth. I take on the issues your run-of-the-mill lily-livered […]