Remember when the Denver Broncos traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears? And everyone thought he was really immature and a headcase? And maybe they still think that, and wonder what the hell Chicago’s thinking? Yeah! Now that the NFL season’s about to start, the fine folks here at Jockish thought it’d be great to see […]
Continue reading →ED. NOTE: It’s not just the Republican presidential campaign that’s resorting to questionable robocalls! The following transcripts come from calls that have been reported in MLB cities and their surrounding areas. If you or someone you know has encountered one of these calls, send the transcript to newsflash@jockish.com. If they check out, we’ll post them ASAP! "Hello, I’m […]
Continue reading →Like everyone in the NFL blogosphere, we have our jockstrap all up in a bunch over this whole New-England-Patriots-cheating-for-many-years scandal. Well, we’re rebels around here, so we’re gonna avoid saying the same old tired crapola that all the other places are squeezing out like so much purple hair in the Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop of […]
Continue reading →As the season draws to a close, YW has assembled a series of expert panels to debate baseball’s postseason honors. This week, we tackle the Manager of the Year awards. Joe Morgan I think Frank Robinson should be the Manager of the Year. Frank Robinson has been a key part of the Nationals’ success this […]
Continue reading →As the season draws to a close, YW has assembled a series of expert panels to debate baseball’s postseason honors. This week, we tackle the Rookie of the Year awards. Dan Shaughnessy Terry Francona said he wouldn’t do it. Even though The Kid had been called up earlier that day – Craig Hansen, The Future, […]
Continue reading →Rk Hottie Comment 1 Paul Daugherty Though he looks like he walked out of a Sears ad for Oxford shirts, there’s nothing dull about our man in Cincinnati. When someone can make you care about Brandon Claussen, imagine what he could do with IM sex! 2 Rob Neyer Late at night, Rob suddenly stumbles upon […]
Continue reading →Rk Hottie Comment 1 David Wright There is no other. Thick thighs, round ass, a hint of a paunch and a smile that could talk us into anything. Just try, Davey, we dare you! 2 Grady Sizemore A face soft like velour and cheekbones high like another double yanked to the gap. That 6.4 WARP […]
Continue reading →Well, Sidney Ponson wasn’t going to stay a “Useless Pitcher” for long. The rotund hurler was cut by the Baltimore Orioles recently, doubly plagued by his own ineffectiveness and volatile off-field demeanor. But the man with the million-dollar smile and the honorarily royal pedigree didn’t have to wait for television to come calling. Ponson will […]
Continue reading →Taco Bell announces the 2005 King of the Tacos competition! The Major League Baseball pitcher who serves up the most tacos in the 2005 season will be rewarded with a guaranteed job at the Taco Bell of their choice for life! This year’s finalists are: Oliver Perez (20 Tacos) Jon Lieber (22 Tacos) Eric Milton […]
Continue reading →Every once in a while, some mouth breather on the BBTN set makes a big ol’ ass of themselves without knowing what they’re talking about. That’s when we go … BUY THE BOOK! Here’s today’s word! club·foot (kl
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