We Are Who Ozzie Thought We Are

OK, this is the only time I’m going to say this, unless you ask me again, and then you’re going to get a little Ozzie in your life where you didn’t think it’d fit. That (garbage)head Steve Phillips and his (garbage)-eating grin know this. That no-good redneck Brandon McCarthy and his big as (stuff) head […]

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What’s On Ozzie’s Mind? (April Win Streak Edition)

We’ve been winning a lot of games lately. This is a winning club. I prefer winning to losing, especially in April. If we win one more time then it’ll be nine in a row, which will be one more than the streak we had last October against LA and Houston. That might indicate that this […]

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What’s on Ozzie’s Mind: Playoff Edition

A lot of people email me to ask me why I manage the way I do. Man, if I answered every single email, I’d never get any managing done around here! But I try, because the fans are the third most important thing in baseball. The second is the game. The first is winning. I […]

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