Hey, I’m Mike Piazza, and I’d like to talk to you about Jade Helm 15. You might have heard some chatter about Jade Helm 15 in the last few weeks. See, there’s an awful lot of crazy talk lately about how the government is using some “military exercises” to enact martial law and threaten the […]
Continue reading →Last night I was kicking it at Rob Halford’s house in Miami after my Mets lost again, channeling my frustration at our fading chances into some kick-ass drum tracks for Rob’s new album. But then my Sidekick buzzed – it was my good buddy and former Senator Fred Thompson. “I’ve got bad news, Mike,” he […]
Continue reading →Hey, I’m Mike Piazza, All-Star catcher for the New York Mets. And I’d like to talk to you about Supreme Court nominee John Roberts. If you’re a homeowner like me, you have to be disturbed by the Supreme Court’s recent decision about property rights, in which the left wing of the court essentially said that […]
Continue reading →Hey, I’m Mike Piazza, All-Star catcher for the New York Mets. And I’d like to talk to you about Social Security. If you’re like me, you stay awake late at night worrying about the future of this country. “What am I gonna do when I’m really old?” you ask. “Who’s gonna provide for my kids […]
Continue reading →Hey, I’m Mike Piazza, All-Star catcher for the New York Mets. And I’d like to talk to you about the filibuster. Before I met my old lady, I was out hunting for poontang with Ted Nugent, and the Nuge turned around and asked me, “P, why do gun-grabbing nutjob liberals find it necessary to prevent […]
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