BLOCKBUSTER REPORT: PRETZEL IMPASSE TO DERAIL SOX/MATSUZAKA TALKS

X X X X X LUCCHINO CALLS BORAS’ SNACK FOOD DEMANDS “COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL” X X X X X Wed Dec 13 2006 13:26:02 PM EST    **WORLD EXCLUSIVE** **MUST CREDIT YARD WORK** FLASH: YARD WORK and MATT DRUDGE have learned that contract talks between the BOSTON RED SOX and Japanese phenom DAISUKE MATSUZAKA have suddenly […]

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EXCLUSIVE! POWER OUTAGE LINKED TO POWER HITTERS

Authorities deny rumors that an activist organization is claiming responsibility for yesterday’s Los Angeles blackout, and plans more disruptive actions in upcoming weeks. A source close to DRUDGE received a tape from an organization calling themselves Steroid Takers Undermine BaseBall’s Dignity, or STUBBD for short. On this tape, a hooded figure wearing a Chicago White […]

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EXCLUSIVE! VELARDE OUTS COACHES: “THEY’RE HIGH ON THEIR OWN SUPPLY”

Former Major League baseball player Randy Velarde claims that a coaching staff of a current first place team has provided its players with steroids, and also uses various performance-enhancing substances on themselves. Velarde made the comments in an interview with Ana Maria Callejeo Guillen for E$PN Deportes, sources tell DRUDGE. The former infielder suggests that […]

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