IT’S SHOWTIME F*CKERS! Oh yeah, I loved hearing Ron Gardenhire give it right back to those umps Lee Elia style. That was some great old-school no-sh*t-taking stuff. You *ss jockeys probably think Major League managers have it easy – they just slap on some stirrups, make a lineup, tell their coaches to coach, and run […]
Continue reading →Wooo. Happy f*cking All Star Break. Give me a second to actually give a sh*t. OK, so some boy genius called me out on my comment last time about Delgado being the 2nd best first baseman in the National League. Seems I totally forgot about Derrek Lee, some flash-in-the-pan pill-popping slapmaster playing so far over […]
Continue reading →So I hear there’s some Kurt Cobain wannabe giving me guff on his website (oooooh!), talking trash about me and Dibs and B-Mart like he knows what the f*ck he’s talking about. Yeah, it takes a real man to plop his fat *ss down in a chair, pop open a box of donuts, and TYPE. […]
Continue reading →And now, a special edition of BLEEP BLEEP. Or, as I like to call it – Interleague: What The F*ck? Does anyone give a sh*t about this housewife crap anymore? Does anyone actually think this AL/NL crossover garbage is BASEBALL? What the f*ck? Yeah, Bud, screw up the season for 12 games so a few […]
Continue reading →Awright! Holiday BLEEP BLEEP! I figured I’d give you F5-lovin’ losers a bone to chew on (or wax) while the burgers get cooked and I think of some way to junk this “potato salad” Gammo brought over. It’s like, hey, Geddy Lee, potato salad has this little thing in it called MAYONNAISE. It’s that white […]
Continue reading →Yeah, OK, BLEEP BLEEP, whoop dee f*ckin doo. I gotta make this kinda quick – HR and JB spiked Ravvy’s super special double mocha super sissy latte w/ some ruffies and Exlax, and the Nutless Wonder’s about done w/ pennying the supply closet door shut. Fun times, no doubt. WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES MEAT! […]
Continue reading →More BLEEP BLEEP comin atcha – look alive, -sscrack! First order of business: if any of you clowns want to send me questions, click on this link here, and tell me what you wanna know. Ask me anything – I’m good for it. Remember, ain’t no such thing as a stupid question – only stupid […]
Continue reading →Attention ladies. It’s Sunday morning and I’ve got a hangover no pansy home remedy could cure, one eye crusted shut after takin’ a sucker punch from Harold at Flashdancers (see you in the studio tonight, a-hole), half-smoked Parliaments floating in every f-cking glass in the house, and I’m miles from the nearest church pew. No […]
Continue reading →All right – you know who the f-ck I am. Welcome to BLEEP BLEEP. It’s my regular blog thing where I talk to you, the fans. Yay for me. I’ve got a half-empty bottle of Jack, I’ve got a glass full of ice, and I’m feelin GOOD for once. Gimme some g-ddamn questions! “Larry – […]
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