Good Guys, First Place, Can Of Corn

Hawk here.  Don’t wanna say I told you so. But I said it.  Now, I might be a lotta things to a whole lotta people.  Some good.  Some great.  But one thing that Hawk Harrelson ain’t is a told-you-soer.  Hawk’s got class.  Like a university.  One of those Ivy League schools.  Brick buildings.  Hippie chicks.  […]

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2008 Season Preview: Chicago White Sox

Yard Work’s glorious 2008 Season Preview is just about half-way done! And just in time for the end of Spring Training, too! Today’s installment comes from one of this site’s favorite go-to guys, and the only man in baseball history to fire both Tony LaRussa and Dave Dombrowski, Chicago White Sox broadcaster Ken “Hawk” Harrelson. […]

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Decision 2006: Jermaine Dye for AL MVP

So Deej and I are getting a manicure. For medical reasons. Don’t wanna get ingrown nails. No thanks. And don’t call me a sissy if you don’t want some boot with your crow. So we’re getting that done. And I get a call on my cell phone. The woman made me get one of these […]

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Good Guy Repeat: In The Bag

Hawk here. Don’t think I was gonna let this place slide like a slide piece. Yeah, I got blog. So what? You folks’ve been good to me, so I’m gonna be good right back. Gotta do it ’cause it’s the right thing to do. Just like Wilford Brimley says. And he’s right. In case you […]

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Mariotti: Siddown

Hawk here. So the Sox didn’t get Junior. That’s OK. Don’t need him. Still in first place. Still the team to beat in the Junior Circuit. But don’t tell Jay that. Look what he said on Tuesday: The good people, their faces etched in dread, walked slowly to the exits after the 7-5 loss. The […]

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Mariotti: He Gone

Hawk here. Everyone’s loving the Sox right now. Best record in baseball. Best manager in baseball. And best broadcast team in baseball. Me and Deej bring the heat night after night, that’s right. Like I said, everyone’s loving the Sox. Except for Mariotti. Now, I got no problem with Jay. He’s a good guy. Maybe […]

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