How I Will Fix Baseball, By Bud Selig

FROM: buddymillertime@brewers.com TO: ken.rosenthal@peter.gammons.butt.cx CC: us.hating.liberal@media.bias.cx BCC: hahahaah.get.it@butt.cx SUBJECT: WAHT THE FCUK would u clowzn thatre sooooooo upset abut things otu of my controll liek RAIN and NUCLAR i mean NUTREAL SITES and CRAPPY BAESBALL TEAM IN WORLD SERSIE SHOCKERS and FARI AND BALANECD FOXXX SPRTSXXX just go stick thier dick in a electric fence […]

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YARD WORK EXCLUSIVE: Bud Talks To Barry

FROM: buddymillertime@brewers.com TO: barrybonds@effyou.argh DATE: August 8 2007 SUBJECT: U AR AN ASSSSSSSteriskkk lol ok BARRY the kid gloves thay are so off. you wanna know what I think BARRY? becaux i aint afraid of you BARRY LAMAR. ha BARRY LAMER AHAHHAHAHAH. i speak from the HART and MIND about what i want to sya […]

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YARD WORK EXCLUSIVE: Bud Selig Strikes Back

FROM: buddymillertime@brewers.com TO: georgie@yankees.org SUBJECT: YA RLY No George of the New York YANKESSSES thank YOU for expresssssing yr concern via the ticket office of yoru Dunedin complex because yr too chicken to say anything TO MAY FACE. spaz. go make more dum commerciasl w yr dum manager and dum pitching coach and dum actnig […]

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